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Rich Fonteneau
@buffalo716.bsky.social
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Air Force Veteran, UX/UI Designer, atheist, zero-waste.

Buffalo Bills, New Jersey Devils, NY Yankees, Buffalo Bandits, NY Knicks

Opinions are my own.
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Had a dandy time at Key Bank Center tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
A turkey with a speech bubble reading “go bills, go bills”
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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These new Mitchell & Ness x Golf Wang jerseys are atrocious.
An ugly blue Buffalo Bills jersey styled in a collaboration with Golf Wang, featuring the number 34 in large white block numerals outlined in red on the front and sleeves. Red-and-white flame graphics decorate both sleeves near the shoulders. “BILLS” appears in red lettering beneath the neckline, and a yellow GOLF tag is visible inside the collar. A small red GOLF label sits near the bottom hem, alongside a Mitchell & Ness throwback patch.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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What is in Lipton Beefy Onion that keeps it good for 1,000 years?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I’m getting really good at these NYT crosswords
A New York Times crossword puzzle. The across clue reads “Currency of Qatar” (6 letters). The user supplied answer is “planes” referencing the Qatari plane gifted to President Donald J Trump.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Stood in a Wicked long line to get in to Shea’s
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Nice. I just added this bad boy to the collection.
A green road sign leaning against a wall reads “Rich Stadium – Exits 55–56.” The sign mimics a highway exit marker, referencing the original name of the Buffalo Bills’ home stadium, formerly Rich Stadium. It has rounded corners, white reflective lettering, and sits on a hardwood floor beside a woven rug.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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If we were being honest…
A satirical entry on a fabricated “Major Events Timeline” from the White House website, showing an image of Donald Trump standing in a heavily gilded Oval Office. The room is decked out with ornate gold trim, carved moldings, and elaborate décor more reminiscent of Mar-a-Lago than the traditional presidential workspace. The accompanying caption, titled “Fool’s Gold,” mockingly describes Trump’s 2025 Oval Office renovation as a “gilded tribute to excess,” highlighting his obsession with gold and self-admiration. The parody entry humorously implies that the official WhiteHouse.gov timeline has been rebranded to showcase Trump’s aesthetic rather than national milestones.
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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My entire team didn’t even bother showing up. I’m hoping that doesn’t carry over into Monday night, for obvious reasons.
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Sure can.

That's Greg, Luna, Chad, Janet, Carl, Dotty, Vince, Owen, and Marge.
A 3x3 grid of abstract vector-editing icons on gray squares, each outlined in blue or magenta. The icons humorously personified as: Top row — Greg (a right-angle corner with a small grid inside), Luna (a pink circle with a cut path and scissor cursor), Chad (a tilted blue diamond on a gray line). Middle row — Janet (a blue corner with a floating circle), Carl (a blue target or crosshair), Dotty (a solid pink circle). Bottom row — Vince (a vertical magenta bar with diagonal stripes), Owen (a curved blue line with an off-center circle), and Marge (a complex blue curve anchored to a corner). Together, they resemble a quirky family of vector editing handles—each with its own geometric personality.
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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It took ages to get back, but the farewell jersey has arrived. 🦬💙❤️

#BillsMafia #GoBills #FarewellSeason #BuffaLove
September 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I wonder why the UN rejected Donald Trump's renovation bid… hmmmm 🤔
The United Nations headquarters plated in 24k gold.
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Rinse and repeat.
A circular Buffalo Sabres–style logo on a deep navy background. Inside the white ring border, a golden-yellow buffalo with navy outlines wears a weary, sighing expression, eyes half-closed and mouth drooping. Two crossed silver sabres sit beneath the buffalo’s head. The top of the ring reads “BUFFALO” and the bottom reads “SIGH-BRES” in bold golden-yellow block letters.
September 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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'you'll be visited by three spirits'

the three spirits:
Three bottles of liqueur: Jim Beam Bourbon, Jack Daniel’s Whiskey, and Johnnie Walker Scotch Whisky
September 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Heading into Dolphins week 2-0.
#BillsMafia
Buffalo Bills mascot, Billy Buffalo, sitting in a chair on the 20-yd line on a sunny day. Billy is a blue furred buffalo wearing a white jersey with ‘BB’ which closely resembles an ‘88’ jersey number. He is lounging with his hands behind his head and his right leg crossed over his left.
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If it pleases the court, I’d like to introduce Exhibit C
Fingers holding a piece of candy corn upside down with the likeness of Donald Trump (Yellow hair, orange face, white shirt and tie).
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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One of us! One of us!
Barbwire wrapped in a heart shape surrounding a pair of red hands making a heart gesture using the index and thumbs of each hand. “Satan loves you for who you are” text adorns the image.
September 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Sabalenka is to Pegula as the Chiefs are to the Bills.
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Sorry, I had to.
#BillsMafia #HotOnes #ListOfUglies #DamarHamlinIsWild #ThatsARapp
September 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Josh Allen at breakfast:
Puff, puff, pass.

#BillsMafia #BreakfastOfChampions #MVP
A limited-edition cereal box from Wegmans featuring Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen. The box is red with blue accents and reads ‘Josh Allen MVP Puffs’ with the Bills logo. It show Josh Allen in uniform holding a football, along with an image of puffed wheat cereal in a splash of milk at the bottom.
September 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Smells like freedom... oh wait, that's tear gas.
Tips for Staying Cheerful While Democracy Dies. Tip Number 2: Focus on the little things. Like how the new curfew means you finally get eight hours of sleep.
August 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Just trying to stay positive…
Tips for Staying Cheerful While Democracy Dies 01. Visualize the Future: Picture a better tomorrow. Then delete that picture from your phone before the thought police find it.
August 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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They will literally do anything but give this man liberty or a fair trial.
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Had some fun with the Athletic Brewing rep today…

#GoBills #BillsMafia
Conversation with Athletic Brewing: Me: I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for your continued support and commitment to making sure I'm a satisfied customer.
… Now I can spread the wealth at tailgates this season—where I know it's going to be a hit… Go Bills!  🦬❤️💙 

Athletic Brewing Rep: So happy to hear! Our friendship will now end as I am a Pats fan 😆 We can resume when we get eliminated from the playoffs.

Me: Looking forward to being friends again in 3 weeks. 🙃 Athletic Brewing Rep: Listennnn, I have high hopes this season 😆
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Worst puzzle ever. Zero stars.
No one should ever know the extensive detail of this painting that I now hold.
August 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM