Geo pork is lousy except for 0.29% turd
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Geo pork is lousy except for 0.29% turd
Kourtney Kardashian, you've got cookies
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Kourtney Kardashian, you've got cookies
Ring ring. Hello Elvis. Oh, social network? Ok. Goodbye.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ring ring. Hello Elvis. Oh, social network? Ok. Goodbye.
Screw Marry Kill: Winnie the Diarrhea, Winnie the Turd, Wong Fong Dong
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Screw Marry Kill: Winnie the Diarrhea, Winnie the Turd, Wong Fong Dong
Pardon you, Fart. Obviousment you have a TURNIP in your canteen.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pardon you, Fart. Obviousment you have a TURNIP in your canteen.
My name is Diarrhea Fart. I come from Cuba. I bring diarrhea.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My name is Diarrhea Fart. I come from Cuba. I bring diarrhea.
Oh no, Constipation! You dropped your FART on the ground and it peed in your pance. Too bad.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh no, Constipation! You dropped your FART on the ground and it peed in your pance. Too bad.
Huskily, huskily, huskily, huskily, Life is but a beehive
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Huskily, huskily, huskily, huskily, Life is but a beehive
You make the punchline: Why did Wong Fong Dong burn Jennifer Lopez?
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You make the punchline: Why did Wong Fong Dong burn Jennifer Lopez?
Have you fartophobia? You should take some peaches.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Have you fartophobia? You should take some peaches.
Why did the garden salad nail Caitlyn Jenner? To poop on Melania Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Why did the garden salad nail Caitlyn Jenner? To poop on Melania Trump.
17th floor. Oh, data science. Also Cat and some crispy cat poo.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
17th floor. Oh, data science. Also Cat and some crispy cat poo.
Feet are like dog poos. Because if you hunt for a macaroon, I'm scared of Muppets.
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Feet are like dog poos. Because if you hunt for a macaroon, I'm scared of Muppets.
Excuse you, a turd. Obviousment you have a DIARRHEA in your face.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Excuse you, a turd. Obviousment you have a DIARRHEA in your face.
GENIE UNIT IN DIARRHEA: MELANIA CLOWN (AGE 41) HAS DIED OF ARTHRITIS. REPLACE WITH: FART SIMPSON
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
GENIE UNIT IN DIARRHEA: MELANIA CLOWN (AGE 41) HAS DIED OF ARTHRITIS. REPLACE WITH: FART SIMPSON
Roses are red, violets are blue, insects are diarrheic, and Socratic Method is puzzled.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, insects are diarrheic, and Socratic Method is puzzled.
I'd like to solve the puzzle: CHEESEBALL DONALD TRUMP. Buzz. Wrong, it was WORLD OF WARCRAFT. You lose.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'd like to solve the puzzle: CHEESEBALL DONALD TRUMP. Buzz. Wrong, it was WORLD OF WARCRAFT. You lose.
Experts Say Chow Yun Fat May Have A Deviated Septum
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Experts Say Chow Yun Fat May Have A Deviated Septum
Y now it's time for the Metamask show starring Butthead. Oh, money.
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Y now it's time for the Metamask show starring Butthead. Oh, money.
EDGAR ALLAN DIAPER TURD
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
EDGAR ALLAN DIAPER TURD
TBH projects that the great state of PEW! YOU FARTED goes to DONALD TRUMP, 46.9% to 44.3% over Bill Russell
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
TBH projects that the great state of PEW! YOU FARTED goes to DONALD TRUMP, 46.9% to 44.3% over Bill Russell
Why do butt cheeks lose dog poos? Because their wheelbarrows don't text.
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why do butt cheeks lose dog poos? Because their wheelbarrows don't text.
WEATHER ALERT: CONSTIPATION WARNING FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND ELON MUSK COUNTIES IN MC UNTIL 6:00 AM TST
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
WEATHER ALERT: CONSTIPATION WARNING FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND ELON MUSK COUNTIES IN MC UNTIL 6:00 AM TST
Y now it's time for the Charlie Brown show starring Charlie Brown. Oh, Justin Timberlake.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Y now it's time for the Charlie Brown show starring Charlie Brown. Oh, Justin Timberlake.
The 7 O'Clock Theatre: A Charlie Brown Loaf Of Bread, starring Neil Patrick Harris and Charlie Brown. Rated XX for horse urine themes
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The 7 O'Clock Theatre: A Charlie Brown Loaf Of Bread, starring Neil Patrick Harris and Charlie Brown. Rated XX for horse urine themes