Buddy Beaver
@buddybeaver.bsky.social
Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. Will be available for purchase eventually. Probably.
In my area, the best way to guarantee a mild winter with no snow is to buy a brand new Skidoo in September. Conversely, to guarantee a frozen hellscape, make sure to forget to buy snow tires.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
In my area, the best way to guarantee a mild winter with no snow is to buy a brand new Skidoo in September. Conversely, to guarantee a frozen hellscape, make sure to forget to buy snow tires.
Last time I was in the US I saw a cigarette machine in a bar and had to buy a pack for the novelty. Canada got rid of them back when I was a kid.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Last time I was in the US I saw a cigarette machine in a bar and had to buy a pack for the novelty. Canada got rid of them back when I was a kid.
I’ll have to settle for photoshop for now.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ll have to settle for photoshop for now.
“You can fit so many demons in this bad boy”
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“You can fit so many demons in this bad boy”
He’s going to be in some serious trouble when he sobers up!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
He’s going to be in some serious trouble when he sobers up!
The old man is going on about holding cards again. Someone should take away grandpa’s phone and put him to bed.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The old man is going on about holding cards again. Someone should take away grandpa’s phone and put him to bed.
So did Stephen turn her into a vampire, or did she turn Stephen into a vampire?
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So did Stephen turn her into a vampire, or did she turn Stephen into a vampire?
Spent a while this afternoon listening to some of your tracks with my buddy and told him how dedicated you are to the Epstein-posting. Keep up the good work!
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Spent a while this afternoon listening to some of your tracks with my buddy and told him how dedicated you are to the Epstein-posting. Keep up the good work!
Bela Lugosi and Pauly Shore.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bela Lugosi and Pauly Shore.
What an absolute piece of shit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What an absolute piece of shit.
I loved Explosions In The Sky back in the day, and opened for Flyleaf and Three Days Grace around twenty years ago!
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I loved Explosions In The Sky back in the day, and opened for Flyleaf and Three Days Grace around twenty years ago!
Of course trump is interested in Honduras. It’s a major destination for American sex tourists looking for child prostitutes.
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Of course trump is interested in Honduras. It’s a major destination for American sex tourists looking for child prostitutes.
He’s tasted blood. He won’t stop until someone else stops him.
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
He’s tasted blood. He won’t stop until someone else stops him.
Never park on grass. It’s an invitation for underside corrosion.
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Never park on grass. It’s an invitation for underside corrosion.
Trump really wants those Epstein files to go away.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Trump really wants those Epstein files to go away.
It’s rude to not accept bribes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It’s rude to not accept bribes.
It is actually Ki-A, meaning rising from Asia.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It is actually Ki-A, meaning rising from Asia.
Singers are known for their resourcefulness and sense of direction. I’d be worried if they were a drummer, as they are almost entirely dependent on their girlfriend and would likely perish.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Singers are known for their resourcefulness and sense of direction. I’d be worried if they were a drummer, as they are almost entirely dependent on their girlfriend and would likely perish.
I suppose it depends on your friends, and how gay they are?
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I suppose it depends on your friends, and how gay they are?
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward for KKKaroline this year.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward for KKKaroline this year.
I was lucky enough to perform at his Toronto bar before he passed. Such a talented guy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was lucky enough to perform at his Toronto bar before he passed. Such a talented guy.
I listened to wayyy too much Daughters while playing in a boring butt-rock band when I was younger. Sorry for lumping grindcore in with noise.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I listened to wayyy too much Daughters while playing in a boring butt-rock band when I was younger. Sorry for lumping grindcore in with noise.