nah the orange one gets the people's elbow..except the elbow is covered in broken glass shards like in Bloodsport--wait, that was Kickboxer, my bad

there are worse ways to go I guess

He found out he's also all over the Epstein files

I’ve put my feet in so many people’s asses that say that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, I don’t even have any shoes left that aren’t permanently stained brown

No. But…
Tango and Cash remake, with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Momoa.

It’s spelled “Qatar” but it’s pronounced “corrupt shithole”

If you’re a South African doesn’t that mean you were born in South Africa

Yeah if Elon is the only autistic person you've ever met, that's like if the only gay person you've ever seen is Hollywood Montrose

Obviously it was my money bitch shoulda had it for me the day before that’s why she got that big mark on her face lookin just like the back of my hand

Try Dewars and Moxie. I mean assuming not only that you’re in NE and have access to Moxie, but also assuming you’re in the 20% or so of NEers that actually like Moxie (like me obvsly).

Also:

youtu.be/iNd2GvhvHkY?...

If I had the time I’d make a movie about our Storm:

Oh lord I have been there..I was unemployed for like three or four months between Fidelity and Edelman and again between Edelman and Carson. It's fuckin awful! HANG IN THERE! Try to stay busy, and get outside on a bike if you can, that's one little thing that helped for me at least.

EAT EM ALL. Go big or go home

Just applied as Robert Dobalina. Fun!