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Nopetopussy Galore
@buddhaontheroad.bsky.social
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Documentarian. Chaos Muppet. Jaunty scarf lover. Giver of zero fucks, utterer of many.
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Eat LA?
A extra large orange pumpkin with extra large teeth is cronching a small white pumpkin in an ice cream sized dodgers hat beside some porch steps. On the left, a large white pumpkin has been cut into two. The top is suspended and holds a small white pumpkin in a dodgers hat whose mouth is carved into a scream. The bottom holds another two screaming small white pumpkins in dodger hats.
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Let’s fix this tonight, shall we?
Blue Jays pitcher Kevin Gausman in uniform (untucked royal blue jersey, blue cap, white pants, red glove) walking through a hallway in the Skydome, face turned away from the camera. Behind him are the 1992 and 1993 World Series trophies, displayed in a built-in glass case with white walls and a white Jays logo in the background.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Big mood.
A Skelly on a restaurant corner patio, with trees and buildings in the background. Skelly is wearing a Toronto Blue Jays banner over its rib cage.
October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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BIG MOOD.
A life size wolf man Halloween decoration on a porch. Wolfie is wearing jeans, a red and black checked flannel shirt, and a blue Toronto Blue Jays tee overtop the flannel.
October 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Please.
2016 Toronto Star cartoon showing the Toronto skyline in silhouette against a dark blue sky. The Blue Jays logo is projected into the air beside the CN Tower like the Bat Signal. Written in all caps in the top left corner: “everything’s going to be okay.”
October 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Not. Even. Dead.
Screencap of NYY Twitter post. The visual is an image of Charlie Kirk on the scoreboard, taken from home plate. The text: Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk. Kirk founded the youth activist group "Turning Point USA" and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
A red and white “DANGER due to” sign on a construction site fence. “2 frogs and a bunny rabbit” is written in black sharpie in all caps in the blank space.
August 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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IYKYK.
A set list in black sharpie, all caps, on an unlined sheet of white paper, resting on electrical cables. It reads: KINGSTON AUGUST 20, 2016 50 MISSION COURAGE WHEAT KINGS 100TH MERIDIAN POSSESSED WHAT BLUE TIRED AS FUCK MACHINE BREAK MUSIC AT WORK LAKEFEVER TORONTO #4 PUTTIN' DOWN TWIST MY ARM THREE PISTOLS FIDDLER'S GREEN LITTLE BONES GD BREAK (GEMS) SOMETHING ON POETS BOBCAYGEON FIREWORKS NEW ORLEANS BOOTS BLOW NAUTICAL SCARED GRACE TOO LOCKED GIFT ABAC
August 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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YEAH NOW IMAGINE THEY’RE YOUR BOSS.
Screencap from a globe and mail article about the Air Canada labour disruption. “I never in my wildest dreams imagined the response from Air Canada would be, ‘sorry, no flights, good luck,” said Ms. Pasquin, who holds Aeroplan Elite Status in the airline’s loyalty program. “The company has shown an appalling disregard for both our emotional and financial well-being.”
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Chapman’s choosing the third way. 🤣
A 2l container of Chapman’s rainbow sorbet.
August 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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TIL: This 45 on “exploding whale vinyl” is a thing that exists.
(Even though the whale did not explode on the shores of Lake Michigan.)
Side A of a Sufjan Stevens 45 on translucent vinyl that is grey with red streaks. The colour is billed as “exploding whale” which is also the name of the single.
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Genocide is bad, actually.
A poster on a hydro pole on a Toronto street. The background is dark blue. A watermelon slice made to look like Pac-Man is about to chomp on a lineup of three tanks. The caption, in an 80’s video game font, is written in white at the bottom of the poster. It reads “free Palestine.”
July 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Nowhere near early enough.
Screencap of Toronto Star headline via Apple News: York University president Rhonda Lenton announces early exit
June 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Big mood.
(Shout out to whoever made this!)
A poster. Top, black all caps against a red background, “no kings”. Bottom, rainbow stripe lettering, against black, “yas queens.” The Q in queens is topped by a jaunty crown the colours of the trans flag. The o in no has the diagonal line used on instructional signage to convey “no.”
June 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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No lies detected.
A miniature poster pasted over a crosswalk explainer on a traffic light on a major Toronto street with bike lanes. The image on the mini poster is an honestly too-flattering sketch of Doug Ford with the text “Emperor Doug demands your bicycle.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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TFW the institution with the style guide does not know how words work.
CP headline: Canada hopes eighth time a charm as nation seeks first Stanley Cup in a generation (The nation is not an NHL team ffs get back on the Boston Pizza bus you rode in on.)
June 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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SERIOUSLY QUIT EDGING ME
Screencap of Apple News headline (no source publication listed): There's now a 50-50 chance this galaxy will crash into ours
June 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Big. Yawn.
An orange and white cat sitting on a once light-green bench. The paint is peeling and the wood is rotting. The cat is in profile, and looks like he’s about to swallow some planters on the steps behind him whole.
June 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Vinegar Syndrome is A Mood.
A Pride themed window display with a plastic skeleton wearing sequins, a tutu, a rainbow wig, and a rainbow tiara riding in a plastic unicorn chariot with Pride flags in the background.
June 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Summertime.
Melting ice cubes in a stemless wine glass, and the shadow it’s casting on a light-coloured outdoor table.
May 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Let me guess: they’re run by your girlfriend?
DEA threat assessment points to fentanyl 'super laboratories' in Canada Kelly Geraldine Malone The Canadian Press May 15, 2025 Fentanyl is pictured in evidence bags during an RCMP news conference in Surrey, B.C., on Thursday, April 10, | 2025. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Ethan Cairns The United States Drug Enforcement Administration's latest threat assessment says fentany! "super laboratories" in Canada are a growing source of concern - after U.S. President Donald Trump used cross-border traffic in the deadly drug to justify hitting imports of Canadian goods with tariffs.
May 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A Chorus Line (2025).
A row of bright red/pink tulips with white piping blowing in the breeze. In the background is a lawn with some violets and dandelions and the hint of a brick house.
May 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Oh. Not *that* hinge. 🤣
THE GLOBE AND MAIL Opinion: Mr. Carney's hinge moment is finally here
May 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Stupidest. Fucking. Timeline.
CP headline: Doug Ford asks Mark Carney to prioritize 'nation-building' Highway 401 tunnel
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I also did the thing.
Cherry Blossoms in Toronto’s High Park.
May 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM