I’m such a slut for wood and stone
February 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m such a slut for wood and stone
Back on my TikToking bs and keep being told to engage so now I just say yes I can tell that you’re floors are not real tile or wood
February 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Back on my TikToking bs and keep being told to engage so now I just say yes I can tell that you’re floors are not real tile or wood
We as a society must take back “doggy paddle” as a swim stroke. Absolutely elite float to swim ratio and no water in nose or ears 10/10
January 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We as a society must take back “doggy paddle” as a swim stroke. Absolutely elite float to swim ratio and no water in nose or ears 10/10
Neil Young fucks so hard
January 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Neil Young fucks so hard
Forgot a towel for the pool this morning. Realized after I did my pre-swim shower so I’m committed. This is what you get for actually waking up early and hitting the gym
December 31, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Forgot a towel for the pool this morning. Realized after I did my pre-swim shower so I’m committed. This is what you get for actually waking up early and hitting the gym
Grateful I was a chubby kid and now a sturdy bitch (trademarked) because I’m able to empathize with my partner gaining weight for the first time while also knowing it’s just part of life
December 28, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Grateful I was a chubby kid and now a sturdy bitch (trademarked) because I’m able to empathize with my partner gaining weight for the first time while also knowing it’s just part of life
someone asked when my wedding is yesterday and I said “once I get a full time job and save up a little, so probably never” and my family laughed a little too hard
December 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
someone asked when my wedding is yesterday and I said “once I get a full time job and save up a little, so probably never” and my family laughed a little too hard
Really my take is that it’s hard to make a movie about someone that talented and who is undeniably the best song writer of all time.
Lemme know when y’all see A Complete Unknown. Great flick but the “main conflict” is really forced and the more I think about it the more I wanna talk about it.
December 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Really my take is that it’s hard to make a movie about someone that talented and who is undeniably the best song writer of all time.
Lemme know when y’all see A Complete Unknown. Great flick but the “main conflict” is really forced and the more I think about it the more I wanna talk about it.
December 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Lemme know when y’all see A Complete Unknown. Great flick but the “main conflict” is really forced and the more I think about it the more I wanna talk about it.
been loosely following the Blake Lively drama for that awful movie. My take is she made A Simple Favor so obviously she was never the villain
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 PM
been loosely following the Blake Lively drama for that awful movie. My take is she made A Simple Favor so obviously she was never the villain
watched It Ends With Us last night. more like It Ends When?
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 AM
watched It Ends With Us last night. more like It Ends When?
shame I had to go and get engaged to a man my age before finding out about the talent* at community center pools on a weekday afternoon. I could be cleaning up and cashing out big with a hot man in his 60s-80s still spry enough to swim some laps and rock a speedo.
December 11, 2024 at 7:41 PM
shame I had to go and get engaged to a man my age before finding out about the talent* at community center pools on a weekday afternoon. I could be cleaning up and cashing out big with a hot man in his 60s-80s still spry enough to swim some laps and rock a speedo.
Big thanks to NPR on the report of how hard it is to get a job when you’ve been unemployed longterm.
Longer your gap the lower your chances are to land a gig 🙃
Helped my cope with another rejection because there were 300 applicants after me due to industry layoffs in Minneapolis
Longer your gap the lower your chances are to land a gig 🙃
Helped my cope with another rejection because there were 300 applicants after me due to industry layoffs in Minneapolis
December 11, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Big thanks to NPR on the report of how hard it is to get a job when you’ve been unemployed longterm.
Longer your gap the lower your chances are to land a gig 🙃
Helped my cope with another rejection because there were 300 applicants after me due to industry layoffs in Minneapolis
Longer your gap the lower your chances are to land a gig 🙃
Helped my cope with another rejection because there were 300 applicants after me due to industry layoffs in Minneapolis
some people might find it frustrating but I actually LOVE being strung along for a month and then ignored after multiple interviews for a job. It’s like dating but instead of loneliness on the line it’s your livelihood
December 10, 2024 at 5:49 PM
some people might find it frustrating but I actually LOVE being strung along for a month and then ignored after multiple interviews for a job. It’s like dating but instead of loneliness on the line it’s your livelihood
Nearly 40 degrees and seeing parkas out today????
Wrong
NO
BAD
50 degrees - sweater or sweatshirt
40s- long sleeve shirt and sweater or sweatshirt
30- add vest or light jacket
20s- thicker jacket and hat
10s- with wind Parka acceptable but you should have a warm coat
Negative- parka weather
Wrong
NO
BAD
50 degrees - sweater or sweatshirt
40s- long sleeve shirt and sweater or sweatshirt
30- add vest or light jacket
20s- thicker jacket and hat
10s- with wind Parka acceptable but you should have a warm coat
Negative- parka weather
December 9, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Nearly 40 degrees and seeing parkas out today????
Wrong
NO
BAD
50 degrees - sweater or sweatshirt
40s- long sleeve shirt and sweater or sweatshirt
30- add vest or light jacket
20s- thicker jacket and hat
10s- with wind Parka acceptable but you should have a warm coat
Negative- parka weather
Wrong
NO
BAD
50 degrees - sweater or sweatshirt
40s- long sleeve shirt and sweater or sweatshirt
30- add vest or light jacket
20s- thicker jacket and hat
10s- with wind Parka acceptable but you should have a warm coat
Negative- parka weather
Thankful everyday that I am not a Disney Adult. Barely liked it as a kid
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Thankful everyday that I am not a Disney Adult. Barely liked it as a kid
it’s pretty dope saying “I could make that” and actually having the skills to make that thing
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
it’s pretty dope saying “I could make that” and actually having the skills to make that thing
Craft stores STRESS me out
December 8, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Craft stores STRESS me out
have this thing where I brilliantly invent things and then realize they indeed exist. Today it was a thimble, really thought I was going to break the sewing market wide open
December 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
have this thing where I brilliantly invent things and then realize they indeed exist. Today it was a thimble, really thought I was going to break the sewing market wide open
was having the nicest chat about film cameras with an employee at the camera store and you would be shocked how quickly the convo ended after mentioning the existence of my fiancée
December 7, 2024 at 10:57 PM
was having the nicest chat about film cameras with an employee at the camera store and you would be shocked how quickly the convo ended after mentioning the existence of my fiancée
It’s an unfortunate truth that songs about love are boring or cheesy and ones condoning cheating are bangers
December 7, 2024 at 6:44 PM
It’s an unfortunate truth that songs about love are boring or cheesy and ones condoning cheating are bangers
I’ve been having dreams for months in the same non-existent town and if I ever come across it in waking life it may freak me out
December 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I’ve been having dreams for months in the same non-existent town and if I ever come across it in waking life it may freak me out
Day two of no processed foods and cutting back on sugar and I’m objectifying the sugar jar
December 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Day two of no processed foods and cutting back on sugar and I’m objectifying the sugar jar