Bud Burridge
budburridge.bsky.social
Bud Burridge
@budburridge.bsky.social
An elite armed ICE team in masks and Rolexes detained me outside my building today, threatening to deport me to my native country of Venezuela.

It took some time, but I finally convinced them that I am actually from the south of France.

Au revoire, losers!
April 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
BREAKING:
STUDENTS HIT THE STREETS AND COLLEGE CAMPUSES TO PROTEST US PRESIDENT’S THREAT TO ELIMINATE PALESTINIANS!

Just kidding. Not a ripple.

Speaking out on human rights has gone the way of pet-eating and the price of eggs.
February 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Egg-hoarding at Costco, obviously for sale on the
black market. Thanks, Joe.
Don’t even get me started on the current price of frozen pets.
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I confess that I did feel a moment of empathy for the president, at his own inauguration, being ignored by everyone except Oddjob.
January 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hello? Is this thing on? Anyone out there?
Lots of echo….
January 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM