You can't fool me. I don't know if Jeffrey Epstein really had a brother named Mark, but that is 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 Chris Cuomo wearing a fake mustache and disguising his voice.

At least he had the right vibe for coping with a particular sort of brother problem

If he's a Lord of the British realm, urinating the street isn't lude conduct. It's a christening

Testing this missile system "on Guam" may not be the best way to describe what we're doing there.

Sadly, might be too accurate

Back in the '70s and '80s there were all kinds of urban legends about secret wealthy European old money elites who would gather together at night for secret satanic sex orgies. Lots of good low quality Hammer horror films were based on that premise

This story seems just about as plausible

I'm eager to see how our Republican friends try to argue in court that some people get no rights.

I mean, I get how you might not like or approve of someone else's personal life.

But why is Hegseth so adamant about trying to weaken our national security?

I gave up trying to shame people like this a long time ago.

I still think Epstein meant that as a compliment

Honestly, this is the least of his sins.

(But he does seem to like being around Snow White)

Yeah I understand that.

I'm saying the psychology that leads people to going voluntarily into a war zone for a violent thrill is inconsistent with the behaviors of people who like being wealthy.

Some zillionaires get off on harming people, sure, but they don't expose 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 to getting killed.

1) because your neighbors voted for a fascist

2) legally no... But given that she married a sugar daddy, it's not like she's doing this for a govt paycheck anyway.

You just know Epstein meant that as flattery

When/if you take back Congress, the fight has JUST STARTED

I admire your self restraint

I wonder if she'll be signing any petitions in the near future.

This sounds like an urban legend.

It's not impossible. But something this outlandish staying totally under the radar for decades and then just popping up out of the blue with no hard evidence?

I'll remain skeptical till I see actual proof. You don't become rich by gallivanting through war zones.

Of course Epstein may have used the word "dirty" as a compliment.

The weird thing is that Terry Gilliam was satirizing them in advance, 40 years ago in "Brazil"