Wait until you hear about Sublime Text.

Little Chaos Demon has asked me to remind you that the twelfth day of Christmas (as in the song) is January 6 so you must leave the target, er, the tree up until then.

Filthy rich is redundant.

Damn, this is the best acid I've ever taken.

Are you hiring? I haven't been petted in so long.

After Super Bowl VI a reporter asked Duane Thomas how it felt to play in the ultimate game, and Thomas replied "If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year?"

Pre-ordered in September. So excited. Like, bouncing off the walls excited.

Yo, DM, I want to change my dwarf's name from Lord Ironeye to Lady Lunaria.

I never owned a multi-volume encyclopedia, but the library I worked for had them right up until the time I retired, so I will say zero. And I still own an ink-and-paper dictionary, it is here within arm's reach, and I pre-ordered the Merriam-Websters Collegiate, 12th ed.

Redd Foxx

Michelle may be biased. But in this instance she is correct. (I may be biased, too.)

Rules suck, don't they? Baseball would be so much better without rules.

Today's a travel day. They play tomorrow at 6:05 PM PDT.

So Game 8 in Los Angeles, Game 9 (if necessary) in Toronto?

No no no, you're not mentally ill. People who say that have chosen cruelty over human decency. You already know this, I'm sure, but it needs to be said, over and over.

Somewhere e e cummings is weeping

The White House has a bunker. Just sayin'. That would clear up any illegalities.

I'm a hobbyist. I'm happy when "Hello, World!" doesn't crash.