Start by learning to spell and work your way up from there.

We're a decade and a half in and they still haven't figured out it's NEVER the letter S on its own, it's ALWAYS a. So I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Then what are all those guns for?

My opinion is worth every penny you're paying for it, but I feel like Germany dodged a bullet. The immediate danger is over, and by the time the next election comes around, Trump et al will have demonstrated where their brand of "thinking" gets a country, and the appeal will have worn off.

Well, there are giant centipedes that hang from cave ceilings and catch passing bats, and that's pretty metal. Do you want to be the one to tell them they have to go?

"Basel" airport isn't even in the same country, so that's pretty cool.

(It claims to serve two other cities, one of which is also in a different country and an hour away)

Never mind Smarties, M&Ms aren't even the best sugar-coated chocolate product Mars make. Minstrels are infinitely superior to either.