If I found this in a taxi, I'm looking for you.
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If I found this in a taxi, I'm looking for you.
Hopeless, but he's got a heart of gold.
May 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hopeless, but he's got a heart of gold.
Attention span of a goldfish
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Attention span of a goldfish
Slower than a week in jail
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Slower than a week in jail