Montel's Jordans
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Just your average guy who hates the fact that every 4 years, we have to try our hardest to convince people to not let one of the two major political parties turn America into a totalitarian, white christian ethnostate. Why is that even an option?
I mean, he was a moron back when his brain was still functioning at its best. Back before the Adderall and sudafed, back before the cocaine and syphilis, back before the dementia... his professor still thought he was the dumbest god damn student he'd ever taught. And we elected him. Twice. :(
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I mean, he was a moron back when his brain was still functioning at its best. Back before the Adderall and sudafed, back before the cocaine and syphilis, back before the dementia... his professor still thought he was the dumbest god damn student he'd ever taught. And we elected him. Twice. :(
Interestingly, he also blamed Rob & Michele's murder on himself and his followers? That was definitely something I wasn't expecting.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Interestingly, he also blamed Rob & Michele's murder on himself and his followers? That was definitely something I wasn't expecting.
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It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
Skill issue imo. Git gud, scrub.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Skill issue imo. Git gud, scrub.
People like Kevin O'Leary are a perfect counterpoint for anybody dumb or naïve enough to think that because someone is rich, they must also be smart.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
People like Kevin O'Leary are a perfect counterpoint for anybody dumb or naïve enough to think that because someone is rich, they must also be smart.
I mean, it makes sense. Conservatism is a political ideology centered around hurting people. So if you're an angry person with the impulse control of a toddler, people making fun of you would make you want to lash out at them, ie become "more" conservative.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I mean, it makes sense. Conservatism is a political ideology centered around hurting people. So if you're an angry person with the impulse control of a toddler, people making fun of you would make you want to lash out at them, ie become "more" conservative.
Because we've got 10s of millions of vile, despicable people who wanted suitable representation.
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Because we've got 10s of millions of vile, despicable people who wanted suitable representation.
So he's coming up with a wild hypothetical, treating it as a fact, and then condemning Democrats for their future actions that he invented? Why do people keep voting for this fucking piece of shit?
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So he's coming up with a wild hypothetical, treating it as a fact, and then condemning Democrats for their future actions that he invented? Why do people keep voting for this fucking piece of shit?
Damn. If only. Most Democrats ain't that cool, though. :(
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Damn. If only. Most Democrats ain't that cool, though. :(
The show was great! I can't even imagine how daunting and incredible it must feel to perform in front of an arena full of screaming fans. You guys are killing it!
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The show was great! I can't even imagine how daunting and incredible it must feel to perform in front of an arena full of screaming fans. You guys are killing it!
Fuck that. We allowed him to run this time because Democrats were like "it'll be better if we beat him at the polls than if we bar him from running because he's a traitor", and we can all see how well that strategy worked.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fuck that. We allowed him to run this time because Democrats were like "it'll be better if we beat him at the polls than if we bar him from running because he's a traitor", and we can all see how well that strategy worked.
He should be arrested for 95% of the things he does. Hell, he was convicted of 37 felonies and didn't spend a single day in jail because we stupidly decided to let the traitor run for president again. Gallego needs to pull his head out of his ass.
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He should be arrested for 95% of the things he does. Hell, he was convicted of 37 felonies and didn't spend a single day in jail because we stupidly decided to let the traitor run for president again. Gallego needs to pull his head out of his ass.
You know, for the top Republican in the House of Representatives, Mike Johnson doesn't seem to know very much. At some point, it starts to feel a bit like a self-own.
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You know, for the top Republican in the House of Representatives, Mike Johnson doesn't seem to know very much. At some point, it starts to feel a bit like a self-own.
I wish people would stop associating "being a person of faith" with "has integrity", or "has a conscience". They're not the same things. People who idolize someone who preached love and respect are perfectly capable of being monsters.
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I wish people would stop associating "being a person of faith" with "has integrity", or "has a conscience". They're not the same things. People who idolize someone who preached love and respect are perfectly capable of being monsters.
SYBAU, you fucking traitor.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
SYBAU, you fucking traitor.
Who the fuck stabbed this baby? I would love to see those pieces of shit rounded up and brought to justice.
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Who the fuck stabbed this baby? I would love to see those pieces of shit rounded up and brought to justice.
Hey - at least you've got relevant examples of Nazis to present to your grandkids! The rest of us had to look at black and white pictures in history books.
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hey - at least you've got relevant examples of Nazis to present to your grandkids! The rest of us had to look at black and white pictures in history books.
Jesus - you know what? I just looked through the rest of your posts. I'd like to retract my reply to you. I really don't want to be blamed for when you inevitably commit suicide because literally nobody likes you or comments on your stupid posts. I don't want to answer questions from the police.
October 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Jesus - you know what? I just looked through the rest of your posts. I'd like to retract my reply to you. I really don't want to be blamed for when you inevitably commit suicide because literally nobody likes you or comments on your stupid posts. I don't want to answer questions from the police.
Also, "untimely" is an appropriate adjective to use no matter what your perspective is. If you're a Nazi, it means: "died too soon". If you're not a Nazi, it means "didn't die soon enough".
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Also, "untimely" is an appropriate adjective to use no matter what your perspective is. If you're a Nazi, it means: "died too soon". If you're not a Nazi, it means "didn't die soon enough".
I wouldn't even call dead Nazis "good Nazis". They're just "Ok Nazis". That's pretty much the best they can hope for. To be rendered inoffensive by their untimely deaths.
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I wouldn't even call dead Nazis "good Nazis". They're just "Ok Nazis". That's pretty much the best they can hope for. To be rendered inoffensive by their untimely deaths.
Amoral means that they can't tell the difference between right and wrong. These people aren't amoral. They can very much tell the difference. They just choose evil. In every facet of their lives, they choose the most evil option every single time. They are, in effect, monsters.
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Amoral means that they can't tell the difference between right and wrong. These people aren't amoral. They can very much tell the difference. They just choose evil. In every facet of their lives, they choose the most evil option every single time. They are, in effect, monsters.
Who the fuck thinks that the party of Reagan ever had credibility??
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Who the fuck thinks that the party of Reagan ever had credibility??