With a dent in my soul and a hole in my heart.
“And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?” - Thomas Jefferson
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favors from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits
Rinse... repeat!
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favors from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits
Rinse... repeat!
This shutdown will stop a lot of the chaos very quickly. It will make it harder for them to do shittier things.
This shutdown will stop a lot of the chaos very quickly. It will make it harder for them to do shittier things.