This is *so* good!

And it won't work? Riperoni

I'm thinking about it. Worried it would irritate my skin since my face in particular is sensitive. I am gonna stop and grab a *biiiiiggg* Smirnoff though

Have you ever thought about teleporting in for a bit? (You will be missed though fr)

Tbh I don't actually have the costume together *yet*, but you're thinking of *EXACTLY* what I had in mind. I need to see if I can find a (hopefully cheap) wig and sunglasses, and am gonna try to sneakily borrow the banana shirt beforehand. I'll def send you pictures when it all comes together 😎🤙

That's so cuuuuttteee

I can't believe I fell for this. I'll never financially or emotionally recover from this moment. I have to destroy everything related to my identity, flee the country, ghost my partner and start over. It's the only way.

Couldn't be me >.>