“I never thought I’d see Mario rule34”
“I never thought someone would want to fuck Mario“

Don’t care didn’t ask my tits and ass bounce when I walk

Also do people not know this things type??? Stop outraging me stop fire fanging me too IM NOT A GRASS TYPE

swampert did 60% of the damage but I’m giving it to florges

perhaps the most annoying thing I’ve ever experienced in a video game

If I had a dollar for every time this happened

I was born to gamble