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bubbbafat.bsky.social
𓍊𓋼𓆏𓋼laur𓍊𓋼𓆏𓋼𓍊
@bubbbafat.bsky.social
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Went out to dinner with my dad tonight and since I mentioned wanting to learn more about sourdough recently, he and his wife gave me a starter (from Belgium!) with an entire bread making kit and she wrote out instructions and tips for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I randomly entered Sage to be in a calendar forever ago and just got an email that she got picked lol her first (and only) gig prob 😸
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Making all of my friends homemade jam, vanilla extract and chili oil for Xmas this year 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
has anyone had to renew or get a new a passport lately?? what are we looking at for processing time?
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Got ID’ed this afternoon and it made my day 💅🏻 cashier said “almost 32?? You look not even 23” like ok sir
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A really cool thing about being sober for almost 2 months is now my tolerance is non existent and I am drunk off a beer and a half 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Big fan of the new cat tower (ft a rare sighting of Mike making dinner!!!)
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My friend and I are making some BMFS bracelets for her to give out this weekend 🤭
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’ve been really down on myself after losing my job and was sick for over 2 1/2 weeks and Mike literally gave me $ and forced me to go out today so I got my nails done and did some Xmas shopping 🥹 I am literally so lucky to have him ugh
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Recommended to me by chewy.. lol interesting
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I think I’m the funniest person in the world but Tim Robinson is a close second
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
lol Mike and I might have to get married in the next few months so I can be on his insurance 🫢 fuck an engagement I guess
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I just had an ****** and it relieved my congestion, sinus pressure and the ringing in my ears from being sick lol
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Raise ur volume if u wanna hear Sage begging for the milk in my cereal 🥲🥹
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
NJ just elected its first democratic woman governor yayayaya
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Y’all wanna hear something real fucked? I took the last two days off work (on PTO) bc I’m dealing with a gross sinus infection (also got a drs note). Come back today to a meeting scheduled first thing only to be terminated bc “taking that much time off on a holiday weekend isn’t a good look” ??????
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I love remembering I have free will and can just stop answering texts when I want to, like I have no obligation to continue a conversation
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Miles is still working on his biting skills 🥴🤭
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I meant to tell y’all I made the best chicken noodle soup tn and added a boatload of cayenne pepper and my sinuses are the clearest they’ve been in over a week 😮‍💨
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the new iOS update is so icky to me
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I s2g if you vote for Jack Shittarelli for NJ governor I will crash tf out
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I made some spoopy Oreo truffles 👻
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
do kids actually go trick or treating anymore or is it all just that trunk or treat garbage?
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
hitting my vape thru my nose in hopes that it’ll help the sore throat I’ve had for the last 5 days go away
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM