Its a whitetail thing. We can’t help it.

Wut

Can’t come to the phone right now, a little tied up.

I can still remember the look on the sales guys face when he finally looked out the window and realized we were doing a, uh, guerrilla photo shoot on his lot.
Me and the photographer barely managed to skip before the cops showed.
I still think it’s one of my better shots.
#exhibitionism

Besides, I look good in (and out of) green.

I want this ‘strap.
I’d look WAY good in that.

He’ll kill me if he finds out I posted this but my urge to go out and perv made me think of when my kid brother got popped for indecent exposure because his jock blew out on a run.

Quick question for all you Ladies and Gents that have to deal with especially long peckers:
Do y’all pack it tight, wrap it around your hip, or do you just push it down the leg of yer jeans?

Yeah, I know that the info packet that my agent sends out to prospective employers says that it’s ’lucky 13 inches long’ but it’s actually only 12.5.
Just felt I should get the truth out there.
and no, I don’t shave my pubes or pits. I just ain’t all that hairy, you know, for a guy covered in fur.

Hunka Hunka burning’ buck.

art by Kannos

How about we break the ice with a nice dick pic from my work portfolio?
Image by @alpha0.art