Kash Patel's (sacred) Cow
@bubba-mccool.bsky.social
Just an average guy who's astonished America would elect a moron to be president. Twice.
Also, I like dogs, theoretical physics, and jokes about your mom.
Also, I like dogs, theoretical physics, and jokes about your mom.
Whoa whoa whoa.... I thought godless leftist commies didn't say Merry Christmas anymore?
December 12, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Whoa whoa whoa.... I thought godless leftist commies didn't say Merry Christmas anymore?
Going for the holocaust survivor tatt cred, but rocking simultaneously the world's worst hat, shirt, sweater vest, and ink
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Going for the holocaust survivor tatt cred, but rocking simultaneously the world's worst hat, shirt, sweater vest, and ink
Maybe we can just force the top 1% to have 12 kids with 7 different women like Elmo did?
December 10, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Maybe we can just force the top 1% to have 12 kids with 7 different women like Elmo did?
Isn't that the same lawyer who neglected to ask for a jury trial in Trump's defamation case, and instead got a bench trial where he was found liable for sexual assault?
Damn, if we're gonna pay for his lawyers, at least make it the smart ones...
Damn, if we're gonna pay for his lawyers, at least make it the smart ones...
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Isn't that the same lawyer who neglected to ask for a jury trial in Trump's defamation case, and instead got a bench trial where he was found liable for sexual assault?
Damn, if we're gonna pay for his lawyers, at least make it the smart ones...
Damn, if we're gonna pay for his lawyers, at least make it the smart ones...
Awesome. How much $ to ship 50,000 metric tons of seaweed to Oklahoma?
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Awesome. How much $ to ship 50,000 metric tons of seaweed to Oklahoma?
Hey McConnell: get fucked. Sincerely, everyone who isn't a moron.
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Hey McConnell: get fucked. Sincerely, everyone who isn't a moron.
Technically, Haiti and Central America are in America, which is simply the Western Hemisphere (according to people from every Caribbean, North American, and South American nation except the US and Canada)
December 4, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Technically, Haiti and Central America are in America, which is simply the Western Hemisphere (according to people from every Caribbean, North American, and South American nation except the US and Canada)
I can neither confirm nor deny that either of them are giant coke heads. That said, Jr used to be a bartender in Aspen, and those guys totally don't do any blow
December 4, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny that either of them are giant coke heads. That said, Jr used to be a bartender in Aspen, and those guys totally don't do any blow
There's two things stopping me from voting against Nancy Mace: 1) I'm a cow. 2) SC Republicans gerrymandered me out of SC1. Well, 3 actually. 3) I've contacted her about good, non-divisive, common sense legislation and never heard back
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 AM
There's two things stopping me from voting against Nancy Mace: 1) I'm a cow. 2) SC Republicans gerrymandered me out of SC1. Well, 3 actually. 3) I've contacted her about good, non-divisive, common sense legislation and never heard back
Wow, an interview with real journalists at a potentially hostile media outlet? Oh wait, you said Fox news...
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Wow, an interview with real journalists at a potentially hostile media outlet? Oh wait, you said Fox news...
So....that's the Matterhorn. Is he claiming Switzerland in the name of Canada? In any case, wtf?
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
So....that's the Matterhorn. Is he claiming Switzerland in the name of Canada? In any case, wtf?
His sniffles are a side-effect of his neck-shortening surgery. And, no, I don't know why he did that.
December 3, 2024 at 11:04 PM
His sniffles are a side-effect of his neck-shortening surgery. And, no, I don't know why he did that.
Kash will make a fantastic head of the secret police! Imagine all the power of the federal govt behind you, and a walking orange Get Out of Jail Free card for a boss
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Kash will make a fantastic head of the secret police! Imagine all the power of the federal govt behind you, and a walking orange Get Out of Jail Free card for a boss
That's not all: he would also bring something that rhymes with "rash". Oh, no, wait.... it's just rash. He would bring his rash.
December 2, 2024 at 6:21 PM
That's not all: he would also bring something that rhymes with "rash". Oh, no, wait.... it's just rash. He would bring his rash.
I'm not saying I know something completely disqualifying, but let's just say I've seen some weird stuff go down over the years.
December 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I'm not saying I know something completely disqualifying, but let's just say I've seen some weird stuff go down over the years.
As Kash's cow, I can't comment on what might not be a cold. But he told me he was totally going after Hunter
December 2, 2024 at 5:31 PM
As Kash's cow, I can't comment on what might not be a cold. But he told me he was totally going after Hunter
Let's rock!
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Let's rock!
New law: if your citizens can't access the website, your government isn't allowed to use it either
November 28, 2024 at 4:35 PM
New law: if your citizens can't access the website, your government isn't allowed to use it either