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Someone once said I used "weaponized sarcasm," which is inaccurate. I prefer "bitingly acidic."
He was accused of molesting girls at Epstein Island and admitted to getting massages in his underwear there.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
He was accused of molesting girls at Epstein Island and admitted to getting massages in his underwear there.
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Dershowitz must have connections with Epstein, too.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dershowitz must have connections with Epstein, too.
A ephebophile is a pedophile with a thesaurus.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A ephebophile is a pedophile with a thesaurus.
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"Akshually it's an ephebophile. . . What?"
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Akshually it's an ephebophile. . . What?"
An ephebophile is just a pedophile with a thesaurus.
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
An ephebophile is just a pedophile with a thesaurus.
He's basically always been the prep bully from every 1980s movie.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
He's basically always been the prep bully from every 1980s movie.
Wasn't this guy up in arms because Pete Buttigeg(sp?) took paternity leave? Funny, I don't remember this ever happening during the last administration.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Wasn't this guy up in arms because Pete Buttigeg(sp?) took paternity leave? Funny, I don't remember this ever happening during the last administration.
Funny, because Jesus said nothing about gay marriage, but was pretty clear on divorce.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Funny, because Jesus said nothing about gay marriage, but was pretty clear on divorce.
People out there asking for Newt Gingrich's hot take on the latest political development are the same ones who keep inviting James Carville onto TV shows as though he hadn't peaked in 1993.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
People out there asking for Newt Gingrich's hot take on the latest political development are the same ones who keep inviting James Carville onto TV shows as though he hadn't peaked in 1993.
Maybe he should write a sternly worded letter to Mamdani. That will show him.
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Maybe he should write a sternly worded letter to Mamdani. That will show him.
"They only won in blue states" is the current Fox News talking point. Yeah, but they won by huge margins. Any way you cut it, that's a major, major problem for the GOP in 2026, especially if those new gerrymandered Texas districts go blue.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"They only won in blue states" is the current Fox News talking point. Yeah, but they won by huge margins. Any way you cut it, that's a major, major problem for the GOP in 2026, especially if those new gerrymandered Texas districts go blue.
They should try to keep their own aircraft carrier afloat before thinking about sinking any other countries'.
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
They should try to keep their own aircraft carrier afloat before thinking about sinking any other countries'.
I've heard the argument before that their ages isn't a huge deal because 20-and-30 year olds play teenagers all the time. It's like, yes, but we saw them at age 11 and they're 21 now. It's a lot different when you see the actors age from literal children to adults but only "2.5" years have passed.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I've heard the argument before that their ages isn't a huge deal because 20-and-30 year olds play teenagers all the time. It's like, yes, but we saw them at age 11 and they're 21 now. It's a lot different when you see the actors age from literal children to adults but only "2.5" years have passed.
The first season was nostalgic for the 80s. From the third season on, it was nostalgic for the first season.
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The first season was nostalgic for the 80s. From the third season on, it was nostalgic for the first season.
This isn't a plan, it's wishful thinking. As long as we're unconstrained by reality, I prefer a giant meteorite to smash into CPAC while the entire line of succession is there.
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This isn't a plan, it's wishful thinking. As long as we're unconstrained by reality, I prefer a giant meteorite to smash into CPAC while the entire line of succession is there.
Almost anything can be construed as a lie to the FBI, especially if they are acting in bad faith. Do not speak to them, ever.
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Almost anything can be construed as a lie to the FBI, especially if they are acting in bad faith. Do not speak to them, ever.
The Russians convinced themselves that Ukraine was in thrall to a minority of Galician Nazis hell bent on eradicating Russian culture in Ukraine. So when they invaded and weren't greeted as liberators, they got really mad, and so war crimes. Not that that's unusual for Russia, but this was personal
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Russians convinced themselves that Ukraine was in thrall to a minority of Galician Nazis hell bent on eradicating Russian culture in Ukraine. So when they invaded and weren't greeted as liberators, they got really mad, and so war crimes. Not that that's unusual for Russia, but this was personal
It really drives home the point that Russia's talk of unity between Ukrainian and Russian peoples was really only ever a cover for naked imperialism. If Ukrainians and Russians are the same people, then why are the Russians killing so many of them?
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It really drives home the point that Russia's talk of unity between Ukrainian and Russian peoples was really only ever a cover for naked imperialism. If Ukrainians and Russians are the same people, then why are the Russians killing so many of them?
"The violence on the left is far more prevalent than the violence on the right..."
Which is why there were 1,600-odd pardons and commutations in Trump's first week in office, right?
Which is why there were 1,600-odd pardons and commutations in Trump's first week in office, right?
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"The violence on the left is far more prevalent than the violence on the right..."
Which is why there were 1,600-odd pardons and commutations in Trump's first week in office, right?
Which is why there were 1,600-odd pardons and commutations in Trump's first week in office, right?
Mike Rowe. A guy who cosplays as a salt of the earth working man on TV whose only job before getting that show was being a failed opera singer. Dude is a kapo for big business.
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mike Rowe. A guy who cosplays as a salt of the earth working man on TV whose only job before getting that show was being a failed opera singer. Dude is a kapo for big business.
Musk is probably trying to convince her to be baby mama number 17 or whatever he's up to now.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Musk is probably trying to convince her to be baby mama number 17 or whatever he's up to now.
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“I caught a former friend from Columbia—a girl who comes from media royalty—liking negative tweets about me.” How did she do that? Musk made likes private.
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“I caught a former friend from Columbia—a girl who comes from media royalty—liking negative tweets about me.” How did she do that? Musk made likes private.