Manute Bolshevik
@btothektotheh.bsky.social
Radical socialist, union steward, public librarian, & feline personal asst. Proud veteran of the Cola Wars. Mandate of Heaven-haver. At nite, I fight crime.
All the social-chauvinists are now democratic centralists (don’t laugh).
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
All the social-chauvinists are now democratic centralists (don’t laugh).
Me when I’m wondering why I can’t sleep & then idly check the side effects for Prednisone.
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Me when I’m wondering why I can’t sleep & then idly check the side effects for Prednisone.
“Welcome to Now (hypothetically)” is such a funny but also spot-fucking-on sales pitch this shit
September 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Welcome to Now (hypothetically)” is such a funny but also spot-fucking-on sales pitch this shit
When you tune in to Kimmel but it’s the Charlie Kirk tribute instead
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When you tune in to Kimmel but it’s the Charlie Kirk tribute instead
Mfw I click on “Ireland” at the Penguin Classics homepage & get redirected to www.penguin.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mfw I click on “Ireland” at the Penguin Classics homepage & get redirected to www.penguin.co.uk
“LISTEN UP BOOK-TOK GIRLIES!”
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“LISTEN UP BOOK-TOK GIRLIES!”
Me when the kids yell “throw it to the old man” in reference to me
July 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Me when the kids yell “throw it to the old man” in reference to me
In this house we stand for the flag, & kneel for the Crossover.
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In this house we stand for the flag, & kneel for the Crossover.
Boston Globe be serious Challenge (Impossible)
September 9, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Boston Globe be serious Challenge (Impossible)
Mfw I catalogue something with an entire chapter devoted to a Bob Avakian pamphlet & a coworker asks me why I'm laughing so hard:
August 14, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Mfw I catalogue something with an entire chapter devoted to a Bob Avakian pamphlet & a coworker asks me why I'm laughing so hard:
They should do this but also they should drop Wario in as a live-action character so it’ll be even funnier.
May 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
They should do this but also they should drop Wario in as a live-action character so it’ll be even funnier.
Flatmate just informed me about “Pearlies” & now I’m dying having discovered that the British have their own Nudie suits.
May 2, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Flatmate just informed me about “Pearlies” & now I’m dying having discovered that the British have their own Nudie suits.
Me and the boys logging on to play D&D
April 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Me and the boys logging on to play D&D
Mfw I get to kick off the final season of “Star Trek: Discovery” on the day of a solar eclipse.
April 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Mfw I get to kick off the final season of “Star Trek: Discovery” on the day of a solar eclipse.
When the Celtics are blowing out DC on Saint Patrick’s Day
March 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
When the Celtics are blowing out DC on Saint Patrick’s Day
Mfw I’m reading a friend’s short story collection & see the line “take the Blue Line to Aquarium”
March 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Mfw I’m reading a friend’s short story collection & see the line “take the Blue Line to Aquarium”
Me when I’m having a laugh but it’s time to LOCK IN
February 28, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Me when I’m having a laugh but it’s time to LOCK IN
Me: gonna lay off videogames this year, maybe try to not get so immersed in open world games anymore.
Also Me, playing Baldur’s Gate 3 one (1) time:
Also Me, playing Baldur’s Gate 3 one (1) time:
January 31, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Me: gonna lay off videogames this year, maybe try to not get so immersed in open world games anymore.
Also Me, playing Baldur’s Gate 3 one (1) time:
Also Me, playing Baldur’s Gate 3 one (1) time:
Me looking at the pay scale for almost any public library job
January 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Me looking at the pay scale for almost any public library job
Me when someone says there’ll be donuts at the union mtg Friday morning vs me when I realise who’s picking up the donuts
January 25, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Me when someone says there’ll be donuts at the union mtg Friday morning vs me when I realise who’s picking up the donuts
Me taking a pause in my Twin Peaks rewatch between season 2 & the Return so I can finish the Ozu anthology on Criterion Channel before it’s removed from the platform.
January 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Me taking a pause in my Twin Peaks rewatch between season 2 & the Return so I can finish the Ozu anthology on Criterion Channel before it’s removed from the platform.