Bryan T
@btomaszewski.bsky.social
Twin dad, elementary teacher, Cubs fan, and all around nerd.
Pumpkin is not even a top five Thanksgiving pie.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pumpkin is not even a top five Thanksgiving pie.
I can’t wait to see more Star Wars on the big screen. The sequels are hated but they go hard on the visuals.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I can’t wait to see more Star Wars on the big screen. The sequels are hated but they go hard on the visuals.
My Alexa just started playing Golden in Spanish and my three year old is shook.
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My Alexa just started playing Golden in Spanish and my three year old is shook.
Michigan? Michigan State? Nah. CMU. Fire Up Chips!
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Michigan? Michigan State? Nah. CMU. Fire Up Chips!
Irish Whiskey is where it’s at. I wish it was easier to get here.
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Irish Whiskey is where it’s at. I wish it was easier to get here.
People like to complain but there’s just something fun about Pokémon. It’s a tried and true formula that works.
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
People like to complain but there’s just something fun about Pokémon. It’s a tried and true formula that works.
A real IPA is so damn good after drinking mostly cheap beer for months. Welcome to flavor town.
September 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A real IPA is so damn good after drinking mostly cheap beer for months. Welcome to flavor town.
Hades II slaps pretty hard even though I’m not any good at it.
September 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hades II slaps pretty hard even though I’m not any good at it.
When is the last time that CMU had a decent QB? 2021? It feels like a lifetime.
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When is the last time that CMU had a decent QB? 2021? It feels like a lifetime.
No one is slower than a toddler when you have a place to be.
August 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
No one is slower than a toddler when you have a place to be.
Toddler toys can either have a hundred tiny pieces or be excessively large. Pick one. There is no happy medium.
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Toddler toys can either have a hundred tiny pieces or be excessively large. Pick one. There is no happy medium.
#DKBananza is pretty great. Glad to see Donkey Kong back in the spotlight!
August 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
#DKBananza is pretty great. Glad to see Donkey Kong back in the spotlight!
By most accounts he was not a great dude, but Hulk Hogan was a huge part of my childhood. Sad to see him go.
a wrestler is holding a belt in front of a sign that says wow
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July 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
By most accounts he was not a great dude, but Hulk Hogan was a huge part of my childhood. Sad to see him go.
So I guess that marathon training is just supposed to leave me sore and hungry all the time? Cool.
July 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So I guess that marathon training is just supposed to leave me sore and hungry all the time? Cool.
Yo Nintendo, where’s that Direct at?
a man in a red shirt is making a funny face and says " you know you want to "
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July 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yo Nintendo, where’s that Direct at?
Everything else is terrible, but at least Oasis is back.
July 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everything else is terrible, but at least Oasis is back.
#MarioKartWorld is a blast. #WindWaker is still incredible 20+ years later. But man does #DonkeyKongBananza look good…
July 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#MarioKartWorld is a blast. #WindWaker is still incredible 20+ years later. But man does #DonkeyKongBananza look good…
Do you have kids? Are you bored? Just give them some rice with their next meal. They’ll make a giant mess for you to clean up every time!
July 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Do you have kids? Are you bored? Just give them some rice with their next meal. They’ll make a giant mess for you to clean up every time!
The beach is fun and all, but sand pretty much sucks.
June 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The beach is fun and all, but sand pretty much sucks.
I have held a #Switch2 in my hands and life is good.
a video game scene with mario and bowser racing on a track
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June 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have held a #Switch2 in my hands and life is good.
On the way back from taking 100 second graders on a two-hour bus ride to the zoo. It is not possible to be more overstimulated.
May 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
On the way back from taking 100 second graders on a two-hour bus ride to the zoo. It is not possible to be more overstimulated.
A post-run bagel is a 10/10 food, and that's a fact.
May 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A post-run bagel is a 10/10 food, and that's a fact.
Skittles brings it with their jellybeans. Who knew?
May 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Skittles brings it with their jellybeans. Who knew?