Brett Lindsey
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Brett Lindsey
@btlind.bsky.social
White, male, liberal living in Deep South Alabama. Lover of Chicago sports. WWE and movie enthusiast. Family man. Dog guy. Sometimes funny. He/him
I keep seeing people saying we need to take cellphones out of the classrooms and I couldn’t disagree more. They need their cellphones to communicate where the shooter is in their school
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
- “We need Jesus back in our schools!!!”

Oh please. Jesus was a brown skinned man from the Middle East ….y’all would be deporting him right now 😂😂
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
January 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
- The Chicago Bears have hire Ben Johnson as the next head coach!!! Niiiiiccccceeee
January 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
- “President Trump, what is your plan to help lower the cost of groceries like you promised during your campaign?”

“I’m thinking about changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America!!!”
January 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
- There’s a certain look a daughter gives a father that lets him know that she just started and you about to get up, get dressed, and get yourself to Walmart on a busy holiday weekend because she needs tampons…..and Taco Bell
December 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
- That moment when you get to the end of the show you are watching and ThEN remember you’re watching a recording and could’ve fast forwarded through all the commercials 🤦‍♂️…..on the other hand I know the McRib is back at McDonalds now
December 7, 2024 at 10:49 PM
-Imagine being upset that President Biden pardoning his son....after voting for a convicted felon for President. What hypocritical dummies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 AM
- Looks about right…
November 29, 2024 at 11:32 PM
- JD Vance posted this on that other site....taking his rightful place as the First Lady. They're so weird
November 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
- Christmas came early this year….The Chicago Bears actually fired Eberflus. First time the Bears have ever fired a head coach during the season. Thankfully they did. Hopefully Caleb can continue to improve and they can get an actual head coach in here.
November 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
- Caleb Williams is goooooooooooooooood
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
- When it comes to the list of greatest actors…a name that’s often left off, but very well should be on there, is Robin Williams….I’ll die on this hill
November 23, 2024 at 3:36 AM
- ….and just like that…they stopped eating the dogs and cats. 🙄
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
- The best thing about this app is I have yet to come across a profile that has, "Husband. Father. Christian. Patriot." on anybody's profile...
November 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
-I've been so stressed out lately that I totally forgot that dolphins existed. I'm not even sure what to do with that information, but here we are.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
- Stand back folks and prepare to be amazed as I turn yesterday's shorts I put on after I got home from work become today's shorts I put on after I get home from work...
November 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
- Forget the whole, “The Chicago Bears make me want to drink” nonsense. This team makes me want to get high and forget they even exist.
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
- The Chicago Bears scored a touchdown? The Chicago Bears are leading going into halftime? The Chicago Bears scored a touchdown and are leading at halftime against….the Packers??? This some of that weird voodoo stuff I’ve heard about
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 PM
- “Put the cookie on the plate and then put the plate on the floor and look away….we’ll handle the rest”
November 17, 2024 at 1:41 AM
- Multiple trips to the hospital in 2024, so I was burning sage at the house when the daughter came around the corner….

“OMG what’s that smell?? I’m choking!!!”

“I bet you are, demon….I bet you are.”
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
- well, we didn’t get to see Jake Paul get knocked out last night, but we did get to see Mike Tyson’s bare ass. I’m chalking that up to a win for us!
November 16, 2024 at 8:25 PM
- No way Katie Taylor won that fight
November 16, 2024 at 4:32 AM
- I think we all need a win right now, so hopefully Tyson knocks that fool out tonight.
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
- If we are living in a simulation like the Matrix….those robots are pricks for coming up with our current storyline. And since I just spoke out I’m pretty sure they’ll wake me up tomorrow with Polio now
November 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM