Brian Thornton
@bthorntonwriter.bsky.social
Writer, sometime historian and occasional editor (but at this point ya gotta ask nicely). Navy veteran. Lots of other stuff. Bugs Bunny is my spirit animal.
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Man, rough week for Lil’ Marco…
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Man, rough week for Lil’ Marco…
Handy for any time, not just during No Kings protests…
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Handy for any time, not just during No Kings protests…
I’m not saying this could be Josh Naylor in the on-deck circle getting ready to hit last night. But I’m also not NOT saying it…
#GoMs #Mariners #GoMariners #MLB
#GoMs #Mariners #GoMariners #MLB
July 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m not saying this could be Josh Naylor in the on-deck circle getting ready to hit last night. But I’m also not NOT saying it…
#GoMs #Mariners #GoMariners #MLB
#GoMs #Mariners #GoMariners #MLB
It’s not as if Jello Biafra didn’t try.
June 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It’s not as if Jello Biafra didn’t try.
Aaaaaand a half-assed apology much later.
April 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Aaaaaand a half-assed apology much later.
Wow. Stay classy, San Francisco.
April 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Wow. Stay classy, San Francisco.
My suggested title for Lil’ Marco’s eventual cash-in memoir:
March 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My suggested title for Lil’ Marco’s eventual cash-in memoir:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Neville Chamberlain in Cuban heels.
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Neville Chamberlain in Cuban heels.
Well that took less than a month. #reallifeknivesout
February 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Well that took less than a month. #reallifeknivesout
Weren’t these meant to be….ironic?
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Weren’t these meant to be….ironic?
