im currently 10,069 days old, awesome

One of those Tumblr books where the girl is quirky and into silent films, and the guy has a podcast.

He never stops talking about the podcast, and she is so in love with him but he doesn't care. Can't podcast love

7 day weekend is such a scam phrase. You mean a week off bitch

Honestly, shout out to Outsidexbox for still making banger content with the same cast and format. You're a consistency I didn't know I needed in a youtube channel

Can't wait for Squid Games to get a shitty American reboot in like 3 years

It's kinda fucked up that adam and eve are in Heaven when she's the whole reason I have a credit score and a crack on my windshield

Dweezil Zappa is on celebrity wife swap

This is the sluttiest thing you can do in public without being arrested

Temples are everywhere. You just have to be able to see them

Pentatonix sucks dude. Who likes acapella

Hey y'all remember when that Walmart employee got locked in the oven.... What even was that?

I wish I could do this in real life super passive aggressively to people

Shout out to Skittles for bringing lime back