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More like 50 year old Cent! (We were born the same exact day.)
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
More like 50 year old Cent! (We were born the same exact day.)
Hell, I’m 50 and absolutely furious (offline) right now that Defector has alerted me to Adin Ross’ existence.
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hell, I’m 50 and absolutely furious (offline) right now that Defector has alerted me to Adin Ross’ existence.
“More like Charlatan State amirite?”
-The Pope… probably
-The Pope… probably
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“More like Charlatan State amirite?”
-The Pope… probably
-The Pope… probably
I can’t be the only one who thinks that if Trump wanted to he could put together a football team and dominate the AAC
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can’t be the only one who thinks that if Trump wanted to he could put together a football team and dominate the AAC
Maybe she should've gone with "Hell Is A World With RFK Jr.'s Dick In You"
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Maybe she should've gone with "Hell Is A World With RFK Jr.'s Dick In You"
I did Nazi that coming...
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I did Nazi that coming...
Bring back the blue pants, you cowards!
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bring back the blue pants, you cowards!
Gonna make a great entry for my "Southern child or Hamlet character?" game.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Gonna make a great entry for my "Southern child or Hamlet character?" game.
Only one way to find out
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Only one way to find out
This would be an almost impossible task in the Northeast. My wife's Central PA based family just discovered DTD a few years ago at Xmas time and to me that was like not knowing about E.T.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This would be an almost impossible task in the Northeast. My wife's Central PA based family just discovered DTD a few years ago at Xmas time and to me that was like not knowing about E.T.
Pretty sure his leg wasn't the only thing that snapped in that playoff game in 2013.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pretty sure his leg wasn't the only thing that snapped in that playoff game in 2013.
By the end of his term the White House is going to be indistinguishable from Caesar's Palace circa 1987
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
By the end of his term the White House is going to be indistinguishable from Caesar's Palace circa 1987
training season... never ends.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
training season... never ends.
NFL really shot their wad on Thursday-Friday this week. Even SNF is dogshit.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
NFL really shot their wad on Thursday-Friday this week. Even SNF is dogshit.
Ayyyyyeeeeee I'm fart-walkin' ova heeeyyaaaa
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ayyyyyeeeeee I'm fart-walkin' ova heeeyyaaaa
Taking gold out of their color scheme was a huge mistake.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Taking gold out of their color scheme was a huge mistake.
Better watch out for… Italian ICE
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Better watch out for… Italian ICE
Are the Lions just mediocre now? Or the victims of injuries and an absolutely brutal schedule?
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Are the Lions just mediocre now? Or the victims of injuries and an absolutely brutal schedule?
Those pants get any shorter and they’ll be calling him “Taint Sandell”
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Those pants get any shorter and they’ll be calling him “Taint Sandell”
