How pathetic does a person have to be to demand the escalator operator be arrested for this? EVEN IF IT'S TRUE! It's grounds for dismissal, but that's between them and their boss. This is an objectively hilarious thing to do, though, and objectively the most loser-ass possible reaction.

I think gloating about job losses in another country is maybe the worst way to report such news.

This is where I post from

There hasn't been a non-woke musical since "Birth of a Nation" flopped during its brief run on Broadway.

This rabbit has just been hanging out in our yard for about 15 minutes. I hope it lives here now, and I've named it Rapunzel just in case.

I love snow days.

Two weeks until madness reigns!

This quote is insane to me. At virtually every point in my life, ninety grand in the back would've immediately meant quitting my job.

We had to let our Boo Bear go this morning. He was just wandering on the road some years ago, and we never found his original owners. All the better for us. What a perfect pup. Henceforth, the mailman will deliver without comment, and the cicadas will trespass without fear.

Shenanigans Comedy Theatre is having a donation drive right now. This is an incredibly cool and fun venue that offers a huge variety of shows and events for everyone and anyone. Please donate, if you can. These guys are amazing.

huntsvillelaughs.com/donate