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needed gas and was determined to get $20 even. i get to $19.80 and slow down, i squeeze lighter; quicker… $19.88, $19.95.. i panic knowing this is it… gave it one more squeeze.. $19.99. i’m devastated. all hope is gone. no way i can get 1¢?
then? a miracle. never lose hope.
then? a miracle. never lose hope.
September 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
needed gas and was determined to get $20 even. i get to $19.80 and slow down, i squeeze lighter; quicker… $19.88, $19.95.. i panic knowing this is it… gave it one more squeeze.. $19.99. i’m devastated. all hope is gone. no way i can get 1¢?
then? a miracle. never lose hope.
then? a miracle. never lose hope.
“psychological peak” OOF.
psych class coming for my jugular
psych class coming for my jugular
September 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“psychological peak” OOF.
psych class coming for my jugular
psych class coming for my jugular
going to the dentist as someone who is very sarcastic sucks bc i have SO MANY great retorts to their conversation but i can’t say anything
August 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
going to the dentist as someone who is very sarcastic sucks bc i have SO MANY great retorts to their conversation but i can’t say anything
February 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
me when i’m a seal
November 19, 2023 at 6:55 AM
me when i’m a seal
this app belongs to Velma now
April 27, 2023 at 11:01 PM
this app belongs to Velma now