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I called the IT guy when my laptop bricked itself. As he carried it off, he commented, 'well, it's secure now'
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I called the IT guy when my laptop bricked itself. As he carried it off, he commented, 'well, it's secure now'
possum vs opossum.
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
possum vs opossum.
Absolutely stunning photo. My wife used to hand colorize the people in b&w photos to the same effect.
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Absolutely stunning photo. My wife used to hand colorize the people in b&w photos to the same effect.
I remember mark cuban promoting NFTs in the same giddy tone.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I remember mark cuban promoting NFTs in the same giddy tone.
Jimmy Pickles! I have got to up my game in the cat naming department.
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jimmy Pickles! I have got to up my game in the cat naming department.
I just got an lg big screen and did not like how it made everything look like a soap opera. Filmmaker mode redeemed it
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just got an lg big screen and did not like how it made everything look like a soap opera. Filmmaker mode redeemed it
In an office where everyone had dual monitors, I set up a triple monitor system. My saying: In the land of the blind, the man with three monitors is king.
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In an office where everyone had dual monitors, I set up a triple monitor system. My saying: In the land of the blind, the man with three monitors is king.
Can't see to drive with that mask on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Can't see to drive with that mask on.
Well, thanks. This is in my head now.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Well, thanks. This is in my head now.
Actually, I'm a lizard - Boa Contradictor
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Actually, I'm a lizard - Boa Contradictor
I maintained a research station powered by solar panels. They're spooky because you can't shut them off other than throwing a tarp over them or waiting for dark.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I maintained a research station powered by solar panels. They're spooky because you can't shut them off other than throwing a tarp over them or waiting for dark.
'The Old Man and the Sea' would have ended differently.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
'The Old Man and the Sea' would have ended differently.
I read some of your stories and think 'what is it like to live in his head?'
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I read some of your stories and think 'what is it like to live in his head?'
Wasn't my idea but I'm advocating for giving Obama a second one.
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wasn't my idea but I'm advocating for giving Obama a second one.
I don't think he's been to Atlanta. But I've been waiting for it to fall into their sights.
August 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don't think he's been to Atlanta. But I've been waiting for it to fall into their sights.
I know someone who lost their job walking into a meeting and announcing ' my name is Montgomery, you killed my father, prepare to die'.
August 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I know someone who lost their job walking into a meeting and announcing ' my name is Montgomery, you killed my father, prepare to die'.
I had a mouse in the kitchen that was adept at hiding behind things. The cat sat in one place for two days waiting for him to make a mistake.
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I had a mouse in the kitchen that was adept at hiding behind things. The cat sat in one place for two days waiting for him to make a mistake.
In the town where I lived in Namibia you got Internet service by hanging out at the coffee shop the installer frequented. Like many things in Africa, all in all it wasn't a bad system.
July 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In the town where I lived in Namibia you got Internet service by hanging out at the coffee shop the installer frequented. Like many things in Africa, all in all it wasn't a bad system.
Watched it just the other day. When Jack and Rose enter the hold where the car is stowed they don't shut the waterproof door behind them. Clearly this is the reason the ship sunk. My BIL assures me that this has been discussed at length in a forum somewhere.
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Watched it just the other day. When Jack and Rose enter the hold where the car is stowed they don't shut the waterproof door behind them. Clearly this is the reason the ship sunk. My BIL assures me that this has been discussed at length in a forum somewhere.
I live to evacuate an airliner but the cabin staff is always adamant that this is a misplaced dream.
July 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I live to evacuate an airliner but the cabin staff is always adamant that this is a misplaced dream.
We don't know they grabbed the right bags; they should be confiscated until the bags are all sorted out.
July 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We don't know they grabbed the right bags; they should be confiscated until the bags are all sorted out.
I've never met a Greyhound who didn't treat me like a long lost friend.
July 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I've never met a Greyhound who didn't treat me like a long lost friend.
Question from the other end of the planet: is that what car keys look like in Australia?
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Question from the other end of the planet: is that what car keys look like in Australia?
My favorite place in the world is Uncle Sandy's Macaw Park where they have 50 or so rescue macaws, parrots, and cockatoos. Every now and again one will screech and they'll all join in. Absolute joyful cacophony.
July 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My favorite place in the world is Uncle Sandy's Macaw Park where they have 50 or so rescue macaws, parrots, and cockatoos. Every now and again one will screech and they'll all join in. Absolute joyful cacophony.
I used low quality coal, but sulfur smoke would roll off the forge like a thing alive. I got chemical pneumonia once.
July 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I used low quality coal, but sulfur smoke would roll off the forge like a thing alive. I got chemical pneumonia once.