My eyes landed on Alaska, and I was like, “Keith’s finally done it. An E!E! gig in Alaska.” This is cool as well though. Haha

Agreed on stop scrolling. What an ongoing nightmare. Anyways, my WIP is a memoir about my parents adopting a 30 year old man that I’d gone to school with that I never really knew. It’s my first long form nonfiction project.

Thank you for your service.

Every time there is a “We need a X on the left,” I’m baffled. Like, the left doesn’t circle the wagon to protect their own like the GOP. A “leftist Stephen Miller” would make a false claim, face backlash, and then immediately rebrand as a right winger because the internet was mean to him.

The vegan cheese in this metaphor is in an off-grid commune with veggie hot dogs and organic kimchi.