I swear to god anyone could give him dehydrated piss and call it gold water to bribe him and it’d work since it was the color of gold

It’s kinda like when Joey got a little money and was in a movie on Friends and was going to pay Chandler back for all the head shots, acting classes, rent, etc over the years, and after putting stuff into a calculator he suddenly balked and took Chandler to the movie premiere instead as his payment.

They allegedly put 1000 agents on combing thru the files to find any mention of the orange turd. It was after that when the whole admin turtled and suddenly it wasn’t that imperative to release the files anymore

It’s also extremely convenient they’re only NOW saying it’s civil considering they keep referring to undocumented immigrants as criminals.

Also if there are less flights than the airlines can charge more! So brilliant