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Brian Spittles
@bspittles.bsky.social
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Dad and husband. IT, cats, football, trains, music, poetry, left wing. The order may vary from time-to-time.
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A completely empty carriage on the London train!
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Stocks replenished #Kopiko
A tin marked “Property of Dad keep out” filled with Kopiko coffee sweets.
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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From Facebook…
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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And there’s your problem with AI generated match reports.
A summary of a football match in which a coach has been sent off, but AI has concluded the team are now playing with ten men.
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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If things could start as they are, that would be great. Thanks. #oufc
The current football scores have the bottom three all losing.
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Small Pig says “You’re welcome”
July 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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My cat REALLY wants to go to the vets!
A grey cat resting in her cat carrier
July 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Seems a bit pricey 🤣🤣

@realtimetrains.co.uk
July 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Sorry NYT, but there absolutely is a connection between these four words!
June 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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My #FathersDay card. How many teams can you name? #Subbuteo
A selection of Subbuteo strips.
June 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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The Easter Bunny left a note this morning. How many Blueskyers can solve the clues?

(Yes I know there’s a spelling mistake!)
April 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Food of the Gods
The wrapper from a bar of Dubai Chocolate.
April 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Thanks Lidl, couldn’t manage without you
April 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Another classic from LiveScore!
March 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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13 years ago… #oufc
March 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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What a fab attitude.
January 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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If you see this, post a beach pic from your gallery.
Stormy seas crashing against the sea wall at Dawlish.
November 27, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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From the truly excellent Brian Bilston (on Threads and Twitter)
An unexpectedly macabre poem about office chit-chat. Too long to repeat here, sorry.
January 2, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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Things you love to see
A screenshot from a football app showing Leek Town have moved to the top of their league.
December 2, 2023 at 4:57 PM
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If you see this, post a photo in your gallery but do not explain
A black female football (soccer) player lying on the ground with a white player’s boot standing on her. Her expression says, “Nothing new to see here.”
November 20, 2023 at 7:53 AM
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Reskeet with your best religious meme
Young person crouching out of sight, saying “Hello Jesus, come to Twitter it’s urgent.”
November 20, 2023 at 7:48 AM
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What’s your sign?
A sign from a demonstration reading “We’ll be less activist if you be less shit”.
November 13, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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November 1, 2023 at 7:15 PM
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
A mug with the inscription: People: “You look so unapproachable” Me: “Yet here you fucking are”
October 16, 2023 at 8:21 PM