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Bryan
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Let's give this new thing a try
Yessir
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Won't argue with any of that. I would subscribe to your newsletter.
July 23, 2024 at 3:47 AM
See, now this is actually interesting. In all seriousness, please explain.
July 23, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Uh, sure I guess? I've moved on, I have other pissing contests to join before bed.
July 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Of course I do. I'm also enjoying the fact that you're so triggered by a bad joke that wasn't even directed at you.
July 23, 2024 at 3:15 AM
So then why the fuck do you even care that I'm tweaking someone I've known online for many years across multiple forums? You seem to be making quite a few assumptions about me without any basis. It would've been a lot easier for both of us if you'd shown your Fun Police badge at the beginning.
July 23, 2024 at 3:12 AM
No it's not. I have close to a 30 year digital history across dozens of forums that are better examples than this.

But I'll be sure to give your critique the same attention I've given others.
July 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
If you're not the main character of your own life you're doing life wrong.
July 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
He's pissed that his time as kingmaker was so short, so he thinks that makes it OK for him to be king. Will be interesting to see how hard he gets dunked on.
July 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Luca was an amazing movie.

But you know what would have made it even better?

Profane Marxist Dolphins. Radical revolutionary cetacean mammals make everything better.
June 3, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Beer commercial writers would like a word.
June 3, 2024 at 10:41 PM
If you ever get the urge to do another serialized adventure like The Human Division, I vote for the dolphins.
June 2, 2024 at 2:07 PM
This will be worth the free preview week when the time comes. Can't see any other reason I'd get Apple+
March 20, 2024 at 6:10 PM
No. 2 pencils? Cowards.
March 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Yeah, but my mother still struggles to ship Amazon packages to the correct address twice in a row. Are we sure that the bar for b) isn't a little too high?
February 22, 2024 at 12:48 PM
You misspelled "hero"
December 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM
If one of the online books could make a prop bet for this I'd bet my kid's college fund on it.
December 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
I refuse to like this, but I lol'd
December 23, 2023 at 2:00 PM
That's my concern, I don't see them beating any playoff teams. Nakobe Dean struggling with injury is huge, but I think the big thing no one is talking about is the Birds losing both OC and DC after last year. They're struggling with decisions once they're off script.
December 23, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Can anything be done to fix the giant gaping hole in the middle of the Eagles defense, or are they just getting out-schemed and out-coached?
December 23, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Well that's not ideal.
December 23, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Is this a thing I'm supposed to be outraged about?
December 22, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Pretty sure we live in an era where no one's brain functions normally and we're all divergent. Just ask the people who make drugs for these things, they'll tell you!
September 19, 2023 at 4:49 PM