Andrew Heenan
@bsky.heenan.net
He/Him.
Severely left of centre and proud of it.
As woke as they come.
Wide ranging experience and opinions.
Founder Member Level Earth Society.
Don't follow for a 'followback'; this ain't exTwitter.
Severely left of centre and proud of it.
As woke as they come.
Wide ranging experience and opinions.
Founder Member Level Earth Society.
Don't follow for a 'followback'; this ain't exTwitter.
At least Corbyn got almost 500,000.
Starmer never came close.
Starmer never came close.
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
At least Corbyn got almost 500,000.
Starmer never came close.
Starmer never came close.
Is either figure reliable?
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Is either figure reliable?
If you can't tell the difference between Android and Apple, it all seems a bit futile.
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you can't tell the difference between Android and Apple, it all seems a bit futile.
Sausage is a damn fine name, Sirrah!
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sausage is a damn fine name, Sirrah!
They edited out "like a fart in a colander", which is a shame.
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They edited out "like a fart in a colander", which is a shame.
Choose a day when there's a matinee, and book the same seats for both performances.
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Choose a day when there's a matinee, and book the same seats for both performances.
All we're left with is a couple of donkeys and some sheep.
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All we're left with is a couple of donkeys and some sheep.
Or you could go?
Don't slam the door else you'll wake the others.
Don't slam the door else you'll wake the others.
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Or you could go?
Don't slam the door else you'll wake the others.
Don't slam the door else you'll wake the others.
I can't see why they'd serve Lego at lunch. I thought it was generally used as a trap for bare footed burglars.
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I can't see why they'd serve Lego at lunch. I thought it was generally used as a trap for bare footed burglars.
It's a funny old world.
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's a funny old world.
A marriage made in a parking lot.
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A marriage made in a parking lot.
No improvement on services to Canterbury, and we're top of the list when you want to cancel trains.
Great British Rail not.
Great British Rail not.
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No improvement on services to Canterbury, and we're top of the list when you want to cancel trains.
Great British Rail not.
Great British Rail not.
Only in Tesco Value coffee.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Only in Tesco Value coffee.
Now come on, Fishbreath, I'm sure it's pure coincidence.
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Now come on, Fishbreath, I'm sure it's pure coincidence.
I don't see what the fuss is about. There's plenty of other places to go. If they don't want me, they only have to say.
[obvs I'm talking about tourists, if it's work you may 'have to' go].
[obvs I'm talking about tourists, if it's work you may 'have to' go].
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I don't see what the fuss is about. There's plenty of other places to go. If they don't want me, they only have to say.
[obvs I'm talking about tourists, if it's work you may 'have to' go].
[obvs I'm talking about tourists, if it's work you may 'have to' go].
Bright move there.
Education about successful killing is well known to be a deterrent to further killing.
Education about successful killing is well known to be a deterrent to further killing.
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Bright move there.
Education about successful killing is well known to be a deterrent to further killing.
Education about successful killing is well known to be a deterrent to further killing.
Better late than never.
Oh, and I'm 74. Joined last month.
Oh, and I'm 74. Joined last month.
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Better late than never.
Oh, and I'm 74. Joined last month.
Oh, and I'm 74. Joined last month.
TYPO:
Emu. And they are vicious to a fault.
Emu. And they are vicious to a fault.
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
TYPO:
Emu. And they are vicious to a fault.
Emu. And they are vicious to a fault.
Yeah, but he started at 4am, finished at noon, and had already walked 11 miles when she saw him.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yeah, but he started at 4am, finished at noon, and had already walked 11 miles when she saw him.
For seven miles?
He needs to get fit.
He needs to get fit.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
For seven miles?
He needs to get fit.
He needs to get fit.