Cuz "WE'RE all gonna die"!

OK... let's go with this analogy. ( As if it's as easy as buying shampoo). What if"she" had dandruff and shampoos A and B do nothing for dandruff, only shampoo "C" does and is 10x more and that's all she can get. How the fuck is she to wash her good damn hair?! Just wait for it to all fall out!