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hatman, Hatyr al-Din
@bshatman.bsky.social
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i have played fight games before, i may do so again. somehow ended up in a game design job. i stream 100% completionist playthroughs of the Yakuza series on twitch.tv/streamhatman every Saturday morning (Currently on: Ishin! Kiwami)
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Tricky Dicky, a ref in the video game Mutant Football League 2, gives out a 10 yard penalty for an attempted ref homicide, in addition to sentencing the Nuked London Hatriots to a lecture from PETA on the importance of zebras, making penalties in the actual NFL look quaint in comparison.
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i thought they'd add Funny Machine as the original "joke" character, but Leiter is good.
Funny Machine from Iron Saga (the mobile game)
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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snippet from crusader kings 3 that reads: "Ostie de criss de tabarna... we're going to be late." which has swear words used in modern french canadian vernacular show up in the 9th century.
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"I'M A REAL CREATURE. I'LL SPIN THE BLOCK."
El Blaze from Virtua Fighter 5, pointing off camera.
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Goblin Daddy
Wizardry Variants Daphne wanted poster for the monster "Goblin Daddy", a monster depicted as hobgoblin with his tongue hanging out.
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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regardless of what people feel about the rest of the mechanics the Civ 7 narrative events mechanic remains very entertaining
Civ 7 Narrative Event Matters of Mars "At the temple of Mars Ultor, the priest is well-known for his thunderous lectures on how the Roman god of war is distinctive, utterly different from the war gods of neighbors. Gathered before the temple's open doors, devotees often whisper among themselves, wondering what, exactly, he means." Three choices follow: "He protects the harvest." "He governs order." "He is Roman!"
September 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Ending banner for the modern age in Sid Meier's Civilization 7. Posted entirely without context.
September 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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If you want a(nother) reason to shit on EA - this is what you get if you select "Create a logo" in the CFB26 Teambuilder on their website.

The nerve of "does not infringe any intellectual property rights" while offering fucking genAI.
Create with Adobe Express Would you like to start by generating your logo powered by Adobe Firefly or design a logo from a blank canvas Generate with AI: Generate. Dream it. Type it. Design: Make it your own By uploading, you confirm the content - is not offensive - does not infringe any intellectual property rights (including another's name, image or likeness) - does not reveal information about you or any other person. EA's User Agreement and Privacy and Cookie Policy apply.
September 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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time for engagement
Learn about my VGM tastes! 1 like = 1 answer (bonus points for not repeating games) made by zefirohwls.bsky.social
August 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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looked into some canadian college football stuff, because of an ineligible player, the 2001 rouge et or season is recorded as having a 0-8 season record and 0-3 playoff record
Archive from the wayback machine that shows Glen Constatin's lifetime record as of 2016, with a highlight on the 2001 season. The highlight shows the record of 0 wins, 8 losses in the regular season and 0 wins, 3 losses in the playoffs. There is also a French explanation of what happened: due to an inadmissible player in the lineup, all matches were declared losses after the fact.
July 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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this that new engagement meme huh?
tell me a video game name and i'm going to tell you my honest opinion about
July 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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"Mr. Beast in SF6...? This a Monster Hunter Now crossover?"
Wayne Brady pantomiming being unpleasantly surprised reading from a small paper.
June 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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press this button to finally feel something in your life
Icon of the Phantom ability Starfall, which causes 90% max HP damage to the user.
June 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Benjamin from FFMQ shrugging as the answer to Square Enix's social media account question: Which character is the biggest cinnamon roll?
June 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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2. this asshole
Baofu from Persona 2: Eternal Punishment
May 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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these usually stall out at 3-4 but if you want some truly unhinged video game opinions i'm farming interactions
1 Like = 1 Video Game Answer
May 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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amazing reaction screenshot to be fair
Kyoshika Magadori shocked, appalled but somehow managed to eek out "Egad! Unabashed sexism!"
May 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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is this video game advisor material?
Hundred Line's own Takemaru Yakushiji yapping "A man's gotta assert dominance from the groin out! He ain't got no spirit otherwise!"
May 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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shit i may as well
get to know me 1 like = 1 answer. starts with nickname, asks general questions and ends on day or night
May 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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this is an actual screenshot from hundred line, presented without context
The main protagonist of Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy is presented with a choice that states: Kill the Baby? Options are Yes or No.
May 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Screenshot of Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord on Apple II
May 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I've left it on my notes tab, but this is what it's looking like rn.
Notes for Blue Prince, organized in 4 different tabs that read BluePrinceNotes.txt, BluePrinceCombos.txt, BluePrinceRules.txt and Room Picture Pairings. The actual text has not been reproduced here to avoid spoilers. If you would like this text, please reply and I will repost the image with alt-text copy pasting the text from the first tab, BluePrinceNotes.txt as that is what is shown.
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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this is going in the collection
Mascot Neko Roll says, in a workplace conversation: "Boy, there sure are a lot of uptight white people that think they're experts on Japanese culture!"
April 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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someone needs to walk into a hair salon and say "gimme the gustaf"
Artwork of Gustaf from SaGa Frontier 2, made for Romancing SaGa Re;universe yes the semicolon is in the title.
April 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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this screenshot from rise of the ronin has untold reaction image potential
Ernest Satow, a British white guy: "And who better to guide it than me, one who truly understands Japan!"
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM