bscherzer.bsky.social
@bscherzer.bsky.social
The white Jesus in your Crock-Pot.
Also, someone replied on the original post that lots of student are in between semesters and not even in school now.
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Insurance agent: “I’m sorry, you did what?”
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
There is a significant number of Republican politicians that honestly believe if you drill into the ground literally anywhere you will find oil.
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
That’s totally unfair, I’m sure in real life this guy is extremely divorced with only supervised visitation rights.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It’s also funny because, outside of a small subset of weirdos, it’s pretty much meaningless. Like, I’m going home to have leftover pizza for dinner. Does it really seem like “honor” is high on my list of priorities?
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I would bet cash money that if Trump hears this soundbite, it would hurt him personally more than anything else recently, because Ventura is exactly the type of celebrity he’s desperate to be his friend.
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I’ve found pointing out that “saying you can’t do anything doesn’t inspire voters” consistently gets me called very bad words by very centrist people.
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
TBF shamelessly giving something to Trump and still getting nothing in return is pretty much 100% on brand.
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Live reaction from Machado:
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
LOL
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Not to detract from the main point, but the amount of projection in that that reply thread is… something.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Her chicken soup saga could be a literal textbook example.
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Someone should reply to the original post and say “It makes me happy that you said this,” and make the author’s brain do a factory reset.
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
But honestly, what kind of regulation? I’m not an expert in tech or law, but I’m not sure how this could be controlled.
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s also mostly obsolete. A lot of the DMV is online these days. No line, no wait. Kind of exactly what tech bros should want.
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And made him ejaculate blood, yes.
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, this is “ordering whiskey with three fingers” to anyone who’s actually spent time in academia.
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Well hell, I can answer that one for her.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think a lot lately about how Mitt Romney was criticized for being addicted to polls just a couple of presidencies ago.
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM