Husband: here, a video of a baby otter
Me: Oh thank goodness *initiates banshee-like squealing*
Husband: here, a video of a baby otter
Me: Oh thank goodness *initiates banshee-like squealing*
Cookies on the right are:spiced oatmeal cranberry nut cookies.
Cookies on the left:dark chocolate chunk cookies with fresh rosemary.
Cookies on the right are:spiced oatmeal cranberry nut cookies.
Cookies on the left:dark chocolate chunk cookies with fresh rosemary.
Me: that's all I want, one million adorable blubbery seals.
Spouse: you cannot have one million seals
Me: why do you have to always shit on my dreams?
Spouse: to make sure we don't end up with a million seals.
Me: that's all I want, one million adorable blubbery seals.
Spouse: you cannot have one million seals
Me: why do you have to always shit on my dreams?
Spouse: to make sure we don't end up with a million seals.