Horatio Polywhopper
@bsamurai0.bsky.social
Procrastinator extraordinaire, Dudeist, video game player, etc.
My Mom is watching Adam Carolla and he’s talking to Tulsi Gabbard. She’s talking about the Democrat party, but perfectly describing Trump’s presidency and Republican Party. My brain hurts just listening to both her and Carolla.
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
My Mom is watching Adam Carolla and he’s talking to Tulsi Gabbard. She’s talking about the Democrat party, but perfectly describing Trump’s presidency and Republican Party. My brain hurts just listening to both her and Carolla.
@pixelpeach.bsky.social What’d you think of the new HSR update?
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
@pixelpeach.bsky.social What’d you think of the new HSR update?
Reposted by Horatio Polywhopper
I can’t wait to see Jim Carrey induct @soundgardenmusic.bsky.social into the Rock and Roll HoF!
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can’t wait to see Jim Carrey induct @soundgardenmusic.bsky.social into the Rock and Roll HoF!
Was downtown Charleston for a VA appointment and had to stop by my favorite place. Shrimp Omelette, grits, and toast at the Market Street Deli.
September 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Was downtown Charleston for a VA appointment and had to stop by my favorite place. Shrimp Omelette, grits, and toast at the Market Street Deli.
Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls. - Anais Nin
May 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls. - Anais Nin
“We were somewhere around The Shire when the drugs began to take hold…”
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“We were somewhere around The Shire when the drugs began to take hold…”
Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome, it started off badly, but by the end, I really liked it. - Ken Dodd
March 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome, it started off badly, but by the end, I really liked it. - Ken Dodd
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” - “1984”
March 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” - “1984”
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Yamahahahahaha!
Yamahahahahaha!
March 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Yamahahahahaha!
Yamahahahahaha!
Works almost over with for the day. Wooo!
February 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Works almost over with for the day. Wooo!
After doing my taxes and then finding out, Elon and DOGE have access to the payment systems in the Dept of Treasury, I’m terrified. I normally wouldn’t be terrified about stuff, but with how things are going, I’m not sure what to do…
February 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
After doing my taxes and then finding out, Elon and DOGE have access to the payment systems in the Dept of Treasury, I’m terrified. I normally wouldn’t be terrified about stuff, but with how things are going, I’m not sure what to do…
RIP Poptart Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 48 hours since entering my digestive system and I miss you already.
January 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
RIP Poptart Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 48 hours since entering my digestive system and I miss you already.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
January 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Been switching between Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact. Still trying to build my characters in HSR. I definitely need a build guide.
January 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Been switching between Honkai Star Rail and Genshin Impact. Still trying to build my characters in HSR. I definitely need a build guide.
Yeeeaaah buddy…
December 31, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Yeeeaaah buddy…
PS5 will be coming tomorrow! Wooo!
December 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
PS5 will be coming tomorrow! Wooo!
"I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there's nothing but light when I see you." - Shinji Moon
December 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
"I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there's nothing but light when I see you." - Shinji Moon
“Nothing is more revolting than the majority; for it consists of few vigorous predecessors, of knaves who accommodate themselves, of weak people who assimilate themselves, and the mass that toddles after them without knowing in the least what it wants” - Goethe
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
“Nothing is more revolting than the majority; for it consists of few vigorous predecessors, of knaves who accommodate themselves, of weak people who assimilate themselves, and the mass that toddles after them without knowing in the least what it wants” - Goethe
Happy Festivus!
December 23, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Happy Festivus!