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Morning, Meg! Just enjoying a quiet morning doing my gay transgender porn reading.
“Don’t get cocky, mortal. You don’t need to worry about that right now.” Joel grabs Jimmy’s thighs and spreads them apart, lifting him up abruptly. Jimmy squawks in surprise and flails out his arms to catch himself on Joel’s chest, but he doesn’t even get a moment to collect himself before the god is ramming his cock into his cunt with no warning whatsoever. Jimmy’s thighs lock up and he shouts in surprise, but somehow, it doesn’t hurt a bit. Despite the sheer size of Joel’s cock and the way it clearly punches a bulge into the middle of his stomach, all he feels is a divine fullness and immensely pleasant stretch around the entrance to his pussy. His hand flies to his mouth and he bites down, leaning his head on Joel’s broad chest to find some semblance of stability. Joel groans and lifts Jimmy’s hips, then slams him back down onto his cock, simultaneously thrusting his hips. “Fuck, you’re so tight, baby,” he growls, tipping his head back into the pillow as he continues thrusting roughly into Jimmy’s cunt. There’s a loud squelch with every thrust, and Jimmy realizes he must have lubed his dick up with some weird magic godly lube or something, because there’s no way that’s all his own slick. “Do you like my cock, mortal?”
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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god is lowkey a creep
November 14, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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kind of beautiful, really
October 30, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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October 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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almost 3k hits on my latest fic and i don't even know what the ship name is
October 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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look at my cat
an extremely fluffy siberian cat with gray fur lies on gray and white blankets with her belly up, so fluffy that her feet and head are barely visible. someone with a green sweater and tattooed knuckles is reaching into frame to pet her belly fluff.
October 18, 2024 at 3:30 PM