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“Who’s gonna protect you” says the guy that’s absolutely silent when other men are talking over me or dismissing me. Bro you can’t even back me up in a conversation the fuck are you gonna do in a situation with physical violence?
Losing weight in imperial must be so much more fucking rewarding than in metric
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Losing weight in imperial must be so much more fucking rewarding than in metric
Five Star Hotels would be a 10/10 if someone could remove the random dog barking every off beat. I fail to understand why in the fuck they left that so prominent in the mix
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Five Star Hotels would be a 10/10 if someone could remove the random dog barking every off beat. I fail to understand why in the fuck they left that so prominent in the mix
It still baffles me every day the concept of “body count” coz even if we bypass the fact that it’s weird puritanical behaviour deeply rooted in red pill misogyny…
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It still baffles me every day the concept of “body count” coz even if we bypass the fact that it’s weird puritanical behaviour deeply rooted in red pill misogyny…
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
You can just lie! It’s that easy! How tf are they gonna know? You just have to take me at my word every time and can’t do shit about it
Playing the Ori games as my first venture into metroidvania platformers has been such a treat with so far, the singular exception, of mouldwood depths which beyond being unbelievably fucking nasty is also the biggest pain in the ass. I now better understand people who are afraid of the dark
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Playing the Ori games as my first venture into metroidvania platformers has been such a treat with so far, the singular exception, of mouldwood depths which beyond being unbelievably fucking nasty is also the biggest pain in the ass. I now better understand people who are afraid of the dark
After 6 long days by the grace of god and 3 different types of laxatives I’m finally free and already down 2kgs
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
After 6 long days by the grace of god and 3 different types of laxatives I’m finally free and already down 2kgs
I love my grandmother dearly but she is a living example of why I think people over the age of 75 should not be allowed on the roads
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love my grandmother dearly but she is a living example of why I think people over the age of 75 should not be allowed on the roads
Someone needs to explain to me how, in a country full of alcoholics, Australia has the nerve to try and sell me a 24 pack of cider for $105 dollars???? What in the ever loving fuck is that?
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Someone needs to explain to me how, in a country full of alcoholics, Australia has the nerve to try and sell me a 24 pack of cider for $105 dollars???? What in the ever loving fuck is that?
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Rewatching JJK with a friend and Jesus Christ Toji Fushiguro man that you are 😩
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September 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Rewatching JJK with a friend and Jesus Christ Toji Fushiguro man that you are 😩
Breezing through the blood donation questions because all of them start with “in the past month have you had sex with…”
Hell nah 😎
Hell nah 😎
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Breezing through the blood donation questions because all of them start with “in the past month have you had sex with…”
Hell nah 😎
Hell nah 😎
Someone in the gym is smelling especially feety this morning 😵💫
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Someone in the gym is smelling especially feety this morning 😵💫
I’m so glad lockdown tiktok dancing has translated in a lot more young people finding a love for dance and social dance again
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I’m so glad lockdown tiktok dancing has translated in a lot more young people finding a love for dance and social dance again
My sweet brother just realised gender privilege in real time when he said “I just realised, I’ve never had any of the issues you and mum talk about with government systems or people listening to me and do you think maybe it could be coz I’m a man??”
September 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My sweet brother just realised gender privilege in real time when he said “I just realised, I’ve never had any of the issues you and mum talk about with government systems or people listening to me and do you think maybe it could be coz I’m a man??”
One Piece outros are so fucking weird man
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
One Piece outros are so fucking weird man
I love Luffy I do but the man punches every animal he meets if it can’t talk and that’s psycho behaviour
August 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I love Luffy I do but the man punches every animal he meets if it can’t talk and that’s psycho behaviour
How it feels to waking up with no hangover after drinking past the age of 25
August 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How it feels to waking up with no hangover after drinking past the age of 25
there will never be a lip sync I don’t clock, even when an actor or actress is phenomenal you if you are not actually breathing the way singers do, if your mouth doesn’t form quite the right shape on the vowels I will know. I admire the great lip syncs but it’s never gonna be the same
August 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
there will never be a lip sync I don’t clock, even when an actor or actress is phenomenal you if you are not actually breathing the way singers do, if your mouth doesn’t form quite the right shape on the vowels I will know. I admire the great lip syncs but it’s never gonna be the same
She’s so relatable I love her
August 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
She’s so relatable I love her
Being a frugal person with ADHD is so funny because I’ll be like “you know what as a treat I can have delivery food for lunch” then I look at paying $35+ for a burger and chips and all of a sudden the stew in the freezer is looking way tastier
August 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Being a frugal person with ADHD is so funny because I’ll be like “you know what as a treat I can have delivery food for lunch” then I look at paying $35+ for a burger and chips and all of a sudden the stew in the freezer is looking way tastier
Online courses on how to run your own onlines courses about making online courses is the most male coded MLM since NFTs
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Online courses on how to run your own onlines courses about making online courses is the most male coded MLM since NFTs
I swear vampirism is just an allegory or historical explanation for rabies
August 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I swear vampirism is just an allegory or historical explanation for rabies
I’ve become so dnd-brained that when someone mentions they’re non-binary my first thought is “oh so you multiclassed”
August 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I’ve become so dnd-brained that when someone mentions they’re non-binary my first thought is “oh so you multiclassed”
I’m with the guy in the car behind me, yelling at the car in front of me after waiting I swear to god 15 mins in the drive through, who just leaned out the window and at top volume
“It’s called a drive through fucker not a crawl through if you wanted to park the lots over there”
“It’s called a drive through fucker not a crawl through if you wanted to park the lots over there”
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m with the guy in the car behind me, yelling at the car in front of me after waiting I swear to god 15 mins in the drive through, who just leaned out the window and at top volume
“It’s called a drive through fucker not a crawl through if you wanted to park the lots over there”
“It’s called a drive through fucker not a crawl through if you wanted to park the lots over there”
Alcohol is the old persons drug of choice because why are other peoples parents against me getting zooted in their hot tub but I can drink as much as I want in there
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Alcohol is the old persons drug of choice because why are other peoples parents against me getting zooted in their hot tub but I can drink as much as I want in there
There’s a girl at my gym who flaunts her fuck gutters like she was an anime protagonist and honestly…it’s working
August 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There’s a girl at my gym who flaunts her fuck gutters like she was an anime protagonist and honestly…it’s working