Brynden
@bryndenj.bsky.social
I'm a certified Phlebotomist, Registered Medical Assistant and I also have a BLS certification. I'm a dog dad as well. ☺️
I am totally here for all of #LawandCrime TV shows. It would be even more entertaining to see #DaddyTrump being arrested on the show. 😩 A guy can dream, right?
July 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am totally here for all of #LawandCrime TV shows. It would be even more entertaining to see #DaddyTrump being arrested on the show. 😩 A guy can dream, right?
That moment when you have to cut a long time friend off because they made comments about your character that are not true.
Oh well, you made that bed so you now can get in and get comfortable. 🫰🏽
Oh well, you made that bed so you now can get in and get comfortable. 🫰🏽
July 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
That moment when you have to cut a long time friend off because they made comments about your character that are not true.
Oh well, you made that bed so you now can get in and get comfortable. 🫰🏽
Oh well, you made that bed so you now can get in and get comfortable. 🫰🏽
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Looking for the black folks in the slug’s cabinet. 😏
a man covering his face with his hand and the words i don 't see you icomplexity
ALT: a man covering his face with his hand and the words i don 't see you icomplexity
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November 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Looking for the black folks in the slug’s cabinet. 😏
Don't be sus 🤣👀
This is Blitz. She has gone into statue mode in order to sneak up on a squirrel. They'll never see her this way. 14/10
November 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Don't be sus 🤣👀
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Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
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Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
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Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.