Kinda similar vein but I'm gonna start measuring spans of time in Tenets (the length of the movie Tenet). 1 week is 67.2 Tenets.

I also propose using something i call Bryan C's for distance. It's the approximate distance between my fingers when I do this hand shape. This would be very helpful for me exclusively.

How about waterboils? 1 waterboil would be 100°C or 212°F. So for example 98.6°F would be 0.4650943396 waterboils. Practical!