Also I'm pretty sure the banks already did this right before the subprime mortgage crisis. Fun times.

Depends on whether it takes him another 16 games to score #2.

Ridiculous

Even ChatGPT will say this is a terrible idea.

Certainly not after taking that long to review it

There's one in my neighborhood that has a pinkish floral wrap. It seriously looks like someone put the same contact paper on it that a grandmother would use for her curio shelves.

Glad Smudge is getting better, and I can certainly relate / commiserate. Up until about 10 years ago I had a cat nicknamed "the cat with the golden bladder" because of two separate blockages. It's annoyingly common in male cats.

I also told my kid to never say that to me again after I stopped laughing.

When my 14 y/o child made reference to me giving some bad oat milk "the Hawk Tuah" I knew she'd finally arrived.

Sure but where's the tortilla?

Nouhou's the only defender we have that can contain Pec, I think.

How I Met Your cha'DIch

Shout out to the grinning front row fan who probably became a Sounders fan last night.