Brycen Beck
@brycenbeck.bsky.social
cinephile, francophile, crocodile. I am a screenwriter trying to make it in L.A. I love @drpepper with all my heart—Member of #PepperPack #ambassador
Why does Mama Kelce be looking like Bruce Vilanch on The Traitors sometimes?
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Why does Mama Kelce be looking like Bruce Vilanch on The Traitors sometimes?
Is Dallas Raines slowly turning into Beetlejuice?
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Is Dallas Raines slowly turning into Beetlejuice?
Herpes will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Herpes will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
Elijah will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Elijah will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
It’s the 3rd of January and I’m still writing AHHHHHH NO! STILL!!? THIS IS A LIVING HELL! PLEASE NO!! NO!!! END IT ALL PLEASE! PLEASE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! on all my checks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It’s the 3rd of January and I’m still writing AHHHHHH NO! STILL!!? THIS IS A LIVING HELL! PLEASE NO!! NO!!! END IT ALL PLEASE! PLEASE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! on all my checks.
Welp, better luck next year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Welp, better luck next year.
Joe Keery with glasses is quite a departure from Joe Keery without glasses.
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Joe Keery with glasses is quite a departure from Joe Keery without glasses.
If you start Salò at 10:14pm tonight you can start the New Year exactly when the aristocrats start burning off the nipples of the boys.
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you start Salò at 10:14pm tonight you can start the New Year exactly when the aristocrats start burning off the nipples of the boys.
I’m not saying that there’s anything there, but it is interesting that soon after Zoe Saldaña corrected her name, Thandiwe Newton corrected hers.
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’m not saying that there’s anything there, but it is interesting that soon after Zoe Saldaña corrected her name, Thandiwe Newton corrected hers.
I just ate a 14oz box of Honey Ohs cereal for dinner tonight. I’m thirty-eight.
December 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just ate a 14oz box of Honey Ohs cereal for dinner tonight. I’m thirty-eight.
A yell is just a scream that hasn’t matured all the way yet.
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A yell is just a scream that hasn’t matured all the way yet.
I predict that Chevy Chase will pass away in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I predict that Chevy Chase will pass away in 2026.
Well, you know what they say: At the end of the day is y.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Well, you know what they say: At the end of the day is y.
I’m a Piss Pig!
I’m a member of Quaid Army! (Righteous kill!)
I’m a Chill Chum!
I’m a proud member of the Nang Gang!
Don’t tell me I don’t have friends!!!
I’m a member of Quaid Army! (Righteous kill!)
I’m a Chill Chum!
I’m a proud member of the Nang Gang!
Don’t tell me I don’t have friends!!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m a Piss Pig!
I’m a member of Quaid Army! (Righteous kill!)
I’m a Chill Chum!
I’m a proud member of the Nang Gang!
Don’t tell me I don’t have friends!!!
I’m a member of Quaid Army! (Righteous kill!)
I’m a Chill Chum!
I’m a proud member of the Nang Gang!
Don’t tell me I don’t have friends!!!
Just saw Bowen Yang’s last SNL episode and saw he had an earring in his right ear. It got me thinking…is Bowen gay?
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Just saw Bowen Yang’s last SNL episode and saw he had an earring in his right ear. It got me thinking…is Bowen gay?
It's Christmas time
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's Christmas time
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
Contrary to belief, IT is *NOT* a sequel to ET. I’m pissed and my kids won’t go to bed in fear of clowns and the like.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Contrary to belief, IT is *NOT* a sequel to ET. I’m pissed and my kids won’t go to bed in fear of clowns and the like.
You know how they say “I peaked in high school” or “they peaked in high school“? Well, I’m pretty sure I peaked in the third grade just after I was putting in the talented and gifted program and before I peed myself in front of the entire class.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You know how they say “I peaked in high school” or “they peaked in high school“? Well, I’m pretty sure I peaked in the third grade just after I was putting in the talented and gifted program and before I peed myself in front of the entire class.
My Knives Out dream cast
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My Knives Out dream cast
Say her name! Teyana Taylor
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Say her name! Teyana Taylor
Still kinda wild to me that there are three big directors that have these names:
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Still kinda wild to me that there are three big directors that have these names:
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
“Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome, yes, but it’s also a hidden euphemism that suggests the person is a lesbian.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome, yes, but it’s also a hidden euphemism that suggests the person is a lesbian.
Somewhere Robert Pattinson is signing a contract to play Rob Reiner’s son in a movie that culminates in these untimely murders.
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Somewhere Robert Pattinson is signing a contract to play Rob Reiner’s son in a movie that culminates in these untimely murders.
Yeah I like Shatner! Shatner purse after she rebuffed my advances!
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yeah I like Shatner! Shatner purse after she rebuffed my advances!
Reiners murdered!?! What kind of meathead would murder Rob?
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reiners murdered!?! What kind of meathead would murder Rob?