Bryce Katz
@brycekatz.com
Nerd. Music lover. Theatre kid. Budding misanthrope. May actually be a cat. Frequently accused of performing IT miracles.
What if Vampirella, but smol?
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What if Vampirella, but smol?
Toss up between curly fries & waffle fries, NGL.
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Toss up between curly fries & waffle fries, NGL.
Fuck no.
The timing is funny, tho. Yesterday I read Gabsmashh’s Li post about why she moved from cybersecurity to law.
It was for exactly this type of thing.
The timing is funny, tho. Yesterday I read Gabsmashh’s Li post about why she moved from cybersecurity to law.
It was for exactly this type of thing.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fuck no.
The timing is funny, tho. Yesterday I read Gabsmashh’s Li post about why she moved from cybersecurity to law.
It was for exactly this type of thing.
The timing is funny, tho. Yesterday I read Gabsmashh’s Li post about why she moved from cybersecurity to law.
It was for exactly this type of thing.
No, no. That only applies when she’s the correct shade. See below for a handy chart.
peter griffin from family guy holding a note that says not okay
ALT: peter griffin from family guy holding a note that says not okay
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November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No, no. That only applies when she’s the correct shade. See below for a handy chart.
Tie between “And She Was” & “Life During Wartime.”
I can’t imagine blocking someone for sharing a song…
I can’t imagine blocking someone for sharing a song…
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Tie between “And She Was” & “Life During Wartime.”
I can’t imagine blocking someone for sharing a song…
I can’t imagine blocking someone for sharing a song…
Speaking as the parent of two former teenagers, this is so accurate it hurts.
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Speaking as the parent of two former teenagers, this is so accurate it hurts.
You got this!
And those frames are 🔥
And those frames are 🔥
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You got this!
And those frames are 🔥
And those frames are 🔥
It’s fine. I’m fine.
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with purple eyes and a purple lip .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with purple eyes and a purple lip .
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October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s fine. I’m fine.
I’m pretty sure Zeppelin was wrong on that one…
October 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m pretty sure Zeppelin was wrong on that one…
Sounds like it! I wish I was close enough to come to your premier.
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sounds like it! I wish I was close enough to come to your premier.
Dircting is the one bit in theatre I've never done. Scares me to death.
But if you're feeling up to it, I'm sure you're gong to crush it!
But if you're feeling up to it, I'm sure you're gong to crush it!
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Dircting is the one bit in theatre I've never done. Scares me to death.
But if you're feeling up to it, I'm sure you're gong to crush it!
But if you're feeling up to it, I'm sure you're gong to crush it!
You can't say things like that & not drop a link. What are you spinning?
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You can't say things like that & not drop a link. What are you spinning?
Lemme see:
Smol ✅
Smart ✅
Creative ✅
Yeah, that's at least a 7.5 on the intimidating scale.
(Don't mess with smol women. They'll fuck you up.)
Smol ✅
Smart ✅
Creative ✅
Yeah, that's at least a 7.5 on the intimidating scale.
(Don't mess with smol women. They'll fuck you up.)
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Lemme see:
Smol ✅
Smart ✅
Creative ✅
Yeah, that's at least a 7.5 on the intimidating scale.
(Don't mess with smol women. They'll fuck you up.)
Smol ✅
Smart ✅
Creative ✅
Yeah, that's at least a 7.5 on the intimidating scale.
(Don't mess with smol women. They'll fuck you up.)
Oh, man. That one takes me right back to my undergrad at Wayne State University.
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh, man. That one takes me right back to my undergrad at Wayne State University.
I had friends who lived in 4 different towns. At the time, only one of those towns had more than one prefix. The one oddball had like four (E.g., 864, 865, 866, 867).
I needed to remember *at most* a 5-digit pattern. Easy.
I needed to remember *at most* a 5-digit pattern. Easy.
October 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I had friends who lived in 4 different towns. At the time, only one of those towns had more than one prefix. The one oddball had like four (E.g., 864, 865, 866, 867).
I needed to remember *at most* a 5-digit pattern. Easy.
I needed to remember *at most* a 5-digit pattern. Easy.
Y'know, I've called MANY people a penisaurus rex. Never in my wildest dreams did I think it was a real thing.
October 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Y'know, I've called MANY people a penisaurus rex. Never in my wildest dreams did I think it was a real thing.
In ways you don't even be know until they hit you.
a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc
ALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc
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October 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In ways you don't even be know until they hit you.
But that sweater is cute. That makes up for everything else, right?
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
But that sweater is cute. That makes up for everything else, right?