Gentlemen, you can take turns being the chaotic disaster.

Of all the things I've said thus far in my life, of course "Bedtime" is the one to be transmitted to the widest audience. 😂

Working in pediatrics as I wrap up med school, in the middle of a norovirus wave, I've never been more paranoid about preventing contamination of my apartment when I get home at the end of the day.

Strong preference for my gastric contents remaining firmly within their proper place in the tract.

Santa’s Naughty (misdemeanor and felony)
Forbes 1,000,000 under 1,000,000
FBI Most Wanted
The list of lists goes on…

You know for a fact there has to be a misdemeanor naughty list and a felony naughty list.

On here, perhaps. Can’t be pulling a Disney and claim a EULA applies in a completely unrelated setting. 😉

If you think of sending me a Signal message like that, I will make sure Santa puts you on the naughty list, I swear to god. 😤

Not to mention cooler architecture!

See, I just told him not to pull that nonsense on me. It remains to be seen whether Druv will comply with California privacy law, though. 😛

I think about this basically every time I sit down to work on my neurotech/psych security research. I want more neon, rain, and synthwave to offset the existential dread of “How have we created a world where the most profitable tech is optimization algorithms for manipulation and control of people?”

The second best use of nuclear warfare countermeasures ever. ❤️

Your daughter has acquired a deep wisdom about our world.

Superman is my favorite, but Batman is objectively the coolest.

I actually did some work on the inverse of this a while ago, using Gen AI to filter nonsense correlations out of images while preserving image structures. It worked remarkably well, but we’ve struggled to get it published because journals say it’s “excellent, but not the right fit for our scope”.