Bryan Villone
@bryanvillone.bsky.social
Stand Up Comedian
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TikTok: @bryanvillone
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Kinda funny how every right winger says Jan. 6th was no big deal but one of their people got shot in the head. Imagine getting bamboozled into storming the capitol, getting clapped, and then all the people on your side are like eh it wasn’t that serious
Happy Free Solo 2 Day
Happy Free Solo 2 Day
January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Kinda funny how every right winger says Jan. 6th was no big deal but one of their people got shot in the head. Imagine getting bamboozled into storming the capitol, getting clapped, and then all the people on your side are like eh it wasn’t that serious
Happy Free Solo 2 Day
Happy Free Solo 2 Day
Gaslight your boss, not the people you love
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Gaslight your boss, not the people you love
Gaslight your boss, not the people you love
December 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Gaslight your boss, not the people you love
Just bought a smoothie in the airport call the National Debt Relief Center
December 20, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Just bought a smoothie in the airport call the National Debt Relief Center
Any time someone says “germs are good for you” I want to be like okay let me spit in your mouth
December 19, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Any time someone says “germs are good for you” I want to be like okay let me spit in your mouth
Sometimes you gotta do what’s necessary and make ube pancakes
December 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Sometimes you gotta do what’s necessary and make ube pancakes
Me and my Italian brother, Luigi Mangione, on our Euro vacation December 4th, 2024.
December 12, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Me and my Italian brother, Luigi Mangione, on our Euro vacation December 4th, 2024.
“Sign up for a free account to continue reading the article.”
The great barrier between me and knowledge.
The great barrier between me and knowledge.
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 AM
“Sign up for a free account to continue reading the article.”
The great barrier between me and knowledge.
The great barrier between me and knowledge.
For any incels out there thinking about doing something crazy like shooting up a school because women don’t like you, that’s not the way. Shoot up a boardroom instead. Go kill a billionaire and get you some pussy.
December 6, 2024 at 6:42 PM
For any incels out there thinking about doing something crazy like shooting up a school because women don’t like you, that’s not the way. Shoot up a boardroom instead. Go kill a billionaire and get you some pussy.
CEOs gonna have to start walking around like this just in case
bill cosby is facing three charges of aggravated indescent assault
ALT: bill cosby is facing three charges of aggravated indescent assault
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:54 AM
CEOs gonna have to start walking around like this just in case
And the message for proof. I’m confused to this day
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 AM
And the message for proof. I’m confused to this day
If I send you this it means I’m gonna miss the meeting
December 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
If I send you this it means I’m gonna miss the meeting
Remember when people were complaining about being shadow banned instead of looking inward and just admitting they were annoying
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Remember when people were complaining about being shadow banned instead of looking inward and just admitting they were annoying
Spotify Wrapped: August was your aerodynamic hot dog bun phase
December 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Spotify Wrapped: August was your aerodynamic hot dog bun phase
Pardon my skin tone when I say this but what cracker came up with these category titles
December 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Pardon my skin tone when I say this but what cracker came up with these category titles
I gotta be honest every time I’ve had a job it’s ruined my life
December 3, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I gotta be honest every time I’ve had a job it’s ruined my life
Please don’t ever try to relate to me over “you can’t say anything anymore.”
1. What exactly are you trying to say?
2. You can but you’re just not charming enough to pull it off.
1. What exactly are you trying to say?
2. You can but you’re just not charming enough to pull it off.
December 1, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Please don’t ever try to relate to me over “you can’t say anything anymore.”
1. What exactly are you trying to say?
2. You can but you’re just not charming enough to pull it off.
1. What exactly are you trying to say?
2. You can but you’re just not charming enough to pull it off.
Happy Thanksgiving. Remember, saving your appetite is a myth. Don’t load up on the backend. Don’t make the mistakes I’ve made in the past. Keep a consistent pace throughout the day for optimal performance.
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Remember, saving your appetite is a myth. Don’t load up on the backend. Don’t make the mistakes I’ve made in the past. Keep a consistent pace throughout the day for optimal performance.
Kinda crazy when someone is dehydrated but that thing still gets soaking wet. Like damn you ain’t drink water all day but here you are defying all laws of human biology my little irrigation system
November 27, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Kinda crazy when someone is dehydrated but that thing still gets soaking wet. Like damn you ain’t drink water all day but here you are defying all laws of human biology my little irrigation system
Me flirting: I’ll marry you today
Me in a 6 year relationship: I don’t really believe in the concept of marriage
Me in a 6 year relationship: I don’t really believe in the concept of marriage
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Me flirting: I’ll marry you today
Me in a 6 year relationship: I don’t really believe in the concept of marriage
Me in a 6 year relationship: I don’t really believe in the concept of marriage
Every time you see me I look like I won a lawsuit twice
November 26, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Every time you see me I look like I won a lawsuit twice
That free hotel breakfast is trash every time
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
That free hotel breakfast is trash every time
Maybe all along the key to success is to be in racial chat rooms showing feet
November 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Maybe all along the key to success is to be in racial chat rooms showing feet
