I wonder if after spider-man became a thing some person was like, "hey I saw that guy beat bonesaw in a cage match"

I saw the guy play the first drum

I want those plates. Give me those fuckin’ plates!

Two brilliant sweeties

70k dirtbags in attendance

This rocks, and I don’t mean Mr Grimm

I didn’t know John Travolta was going to be in this one!

this is also why they love to litigate protests that are about things they theoretically agree with. because if a protest is illegitimate it means they don't have to stay up at night wondering why they're not willing to do it

Do I turn out okay

Craving as a portmanteau of craven+raving would be good if he meant it

She is the only person to have ever pronounced Worcester correctly on film. But that is of course because she is from England

CT is the goat