B-Mac in Hong Kong
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I once heard someone describe a poem as “poetry in motion”.
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What do you get when you cross Midas with Oedipus?
Pure motherfucking gold
Pure motherfucking gold
December 7, 2024 at 1:13 PM
What do you get when you cross Midas with Oedipus?
Pure motherfucking gold
Pure motherfucking gold
Drunk History in present tense
6 hours under martial law: a drunk scene report from Seoul www.theverge.com/24312920/mar...
6 hours under martial law in Seoul
On the ground from the protests outside the National Assembly building
www.theverge.com
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Drunk History in present tense
My personal favourite from The Naked Gun is “John Q. Public”
What Joe Bloggs (just normal men) are known as in seven different languages:
7. Joe Little Carrot (Slovak)
6. Otto Normalconsumer (German)
5. Wang Number Five (Mandarin)
4. Average Svensson (Swedish)
3. Name Nameson (Danish)
2. Mid-range Vasya (Russian)
1. Statistical Kowalski (Polish)
7. Joe Little Carrot (Slovak)
6. Otto Normalconsumer (German)
5. Wang Number Five (Mandarin)
4. Average Svensson (Swedish)
3. Name Nameson (Danish)
2. Mid-range Vasya (Russian)
1. Statistical Kowalski (Polish)
December 5, 2024 at 6:44 AM
My personal favourite from The Naked Gun is “John Q. Public”
Truth bomb
If the NFL gets to steal Christmas from the NBA I should be allowed to watch some hooping today.
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Truth bomb
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My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
This Italian lad is called Adriano Celentano and in the 70s he sang a gibberish song that was meant to sound like English. Absolute banger! youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 12:28 PM
This Italian lad is called Adriano Celentano and in the 70s he sang a gibberish song that was meant to sound like English. Absolute banger! youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...
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Schopenhauer on seizing the now.
November 25, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Schopenhauer on seizing the now.
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(Finally) escaping twitter reminds me of this mystic I once read who said that the gates of hell are always open for those who are ready to leave.
November 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
(Finally) escaping twitter reminds me of this mystic I once read who said that the gates of hell are always open for those who are ready to leave.
Incredible
International 100s in AUS by visiting batters
1x: 140 players
2x: 57 players
3x: 14 players
4x: 15 players
5x: 7 players
6x: 3 players
7x: VVS Laxman, Sachin Tendulkar, Viv Richards, Wally Hammond
8x: Brian Lara
9x: David Gower, Jack Hobbs
10x:
11x:
12x: VIRAT KOHLI
#AUSvIND
1x: 140 players
2x: 57 players
3x: 14 players
4x: 15 players
5x: 7 players
6x: 3 players
7x: VVS Laxman, Sachin Tendulkar, Viv Richards, Wally Hammond
8x: Brian Lara
9x: David Gower, Jack Hobbs
10x:
11x:
12x: VIRAT KOHLI
#AUSvIND
November 24, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Incredible
Whenever Australia doesn’t do well I’ve got friends who call for a spill. I then painstakingly urge calm. Today I’ve got less arguments than ever!
November 24, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Whenever Australia doesn’t do well I’ve got friends who call for a spill. I then painstakingly urge calm. Today I’ve got less arguments than ever!
Australia have lost to Bumrah. His bowling. His beard. Both elite.
November 24, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Australia have lost to Bumrah. His bowling. His beard. Both elite.
Patriot. How did I miss this show in 2017?!
November 23, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Patriot. How did I miss this show in 2017?!
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What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries...
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries...
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)
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Another day in the NBA with fantastic regular season games. All the doom and gloom is complete garbage and there are great games every day, they just don't get promoted or talked about because of dreadful and high profile media coverage. So, give this a repost so we can try to reverse the narrative
November 19, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Another day in the NBA with fantastic regular season games. All the doom and gloom is complete garbage and there are great games every day, they just don't get promoted or talked about because of dreadful and high profile media coverage. So, give this a repost so we can try to reverse the narrative
Shout out to the Great Australian duopoly. Most people sound smart saying the word duopoly.
Here's Woolies competing with Coles on price "every single day" #ACCC
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Shout out to the Great Australian duopoly. Most people sound smart saying the word duopoly.
Co sign. Some rippa yarns on this site
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November 18, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Co sign. Some rippa yarns on this site
God it feels good to have deleted twitter and Facebook in one day
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 AM
God it feels good to have deleted twitter and Facebook in one day
What we are seeing from LeBron right now is remarkable. He may rival Tom Brady in the best “40 and over” athlete of this millennium
November 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
What we are seeing from LeBron right now is remarkable. He may rival Tom Brady in the best “40 and over” athlete of this millennium