Did he nod off again?
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Did he nod off again?
"Explode" may well be accurate, but not in the way he intends.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Explode" may well be accurate, but not in the way he intends.
Kennedy Center Peace Prize?
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Kennedy Center Peace Prize?
Mostly because it's (thinly veiled) code for "show me the money."
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Mostly because it's (thinly veiled) code for "show me the money."
He's gotta collect those pardon "fees" before midterms.
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He's gotta collect those pardon "fees" before midterms.
"Notes in Sharpie a plus."
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"Notes in Sharpie a plus."
It's because he's mentally 14 years old and desperately wants to be cool.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's because he's mentally 14 years old and desperately wants to be cool.
I'm not sure their choice for a spokesman is helping. Maybe go back to the clown with fake hair and garish makeup? Oh, wait ...
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm not sure their choice for a spokesman is helping. Maybe go back to the clown with fake hair and garish makeup? Oh, wait ...
Quiet time. Wouldn't want to wake the president from one of his many naps.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Quiet time. Wouldn't want to wake the president from one of his many naps.
Nothing new? It's the exact opposite of what you've been claiming. I think that fits the definition of "new."
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Nothing new? It's the exact opposite of what you've been claiming. I think that fits the definition of "new."
I always thought the MAGA mistrust of mainstream media was overblown and ignorant. Turns out they were right about everything except what side the media was on.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I always thought the MAGA mistrust of mainstream media was overblown and ignorant. Turns out they were right about everything except what side the media was on.
They have my full support but ... I make coffee at home. Never quite understood the whole Starbucks thing, unless I'm traveling.
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
They have my full support but ... I make coffee at home. Never quite understood the whole Starbucks thing, unless I'm traveling.
Can I assume you also believe in the Tooth Fairy?
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can I assume you also believe in the Tooth Fairy?
So what alternatives do you suggest, Senator?
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
So what alternatives do you suggest, Senator?
How about we refuse to tolerate mediocre politicians?
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How about we refuse to tolerate mediocre politicians?
In other words, if you try to get everyone to like you nobody will. A lesson I learned in high school.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
In other words, if you try to get everyone to like you nobody will. A lesson I learned in high school.
So does a tumbler filled with cybernetic. Just sayin'.
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So does a tumbler filled with cybernetic. Just sayin'.
Thou speakest of sorcery and warriors must not partake of such witchcraft.
September 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thou speakest of sorcery and warriors must not partake of such witchcraft.
So someone intentionally sabotaged an escalator to force a fat old man to ... climb up? I mean, this is not Lex Luthor levels of villains, is it?
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So someone intentionally sabotaged an escalator to force a fat old man to ... climb up? I mean, this is not Lex Luthor levels of villains, is it?
But did you have tears in your eyes? That's a key part of every fictional voter story.
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
But did you have tears in your eyes? That's a key part of every fictional voter story.
So trafficking minors is a "peccadilo"?
September 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So trafficking minors is a "peccadilo"?
Comey helped get Trump elected. My sympathy is muted at best.
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Comey helped get Trump elected. My sympathy is muted at best.
Toilets. Mark my words, he's coming for toilets.
September 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Toilets. Mark my words, he's coming for toilets.
Rambling? I think "incoherent" is the word you're looking for. Of course, that would require accurate reporting.
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Rambling? I think "incoherent" is the word you're looking for. Of course, that would require accurate reporting.
Was the Rapture scheduled? I gotta pay more attention to current events.
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Was the Rapture scheduled? I gotta pay more attention to current events.